Year: 2006 (Page 103 of 228)

Babs Walters betrayed by Reynolds

What’s it take to get Barbara Walters emotional? How about being Star Jones Reynolds and announcing you’re leaving “The View” a couple days earlier than planned? Well, that’s what it takes, kids.

Walters said she was taken by complete surprise when Reynolds announced her departure after the first commercial break on Tuesday. The announcement had been planned for Thursday, she said.

Damn you, Star. You and your freakish skinny android-like body.

“I would have loved for Star to have left and not said ‘I was fired,’ and not make it look like the program was somehow being cruel to her,” said Babs.

Oh, come on. It’s time everyone started being cruel to Star. I can’t believe it’s taken us this long to do it.

Having sex with a young, single schoolteacher? Hot. Having sex with a young, single schoolteacher who happens to have Chlamydia? A different kind of hot.

So, you’ve just split up with your wife, only to discover that she’s now dating your older brother. What do you do? Track down his ex-wife and plan revenge, of course. Well, that’s what Tommy Gavin would do anyways, and it certainly helps when that woman looks like Marissa Tomei. The chances that Tommy actually stays with her after they’ve had their fun, however? About ten percent. It also doesn’t help that he might have the Little C (“Chlamydia,” as cleared up by Lou, who informs Tommy that the Big C is actually reserved for Cancer), compliments of Ms. Turbity, who’s just been arrested for “raping” a couple of her students; and Damien isn’t even one of the kids mentioned.

Can we all agree that things are getting just a little out of hand? First, Alisha “kidnaps” Keela from right under Franco’s nose. Then, Jerry finally hooks up with his lady friend on the same day that Ginny’s brother agrees to help him out with the cost of assisted living, only to have the check torn apart in his face. And finally, there’s Probie, who may just have the most fucked-up relationship of them all. Aside from getting voluntary blowjobs from his male roommate (despite their claims that neither one is gay), the two engage in random fistfights only to make up several seconds later.

It’s official: the series is digging its own grave, and no one can be blamed except for star Denis Leary, who pulls double duty on the show as the head writer, as well. What else is there to say? After last week’s controversial “rape” scene between Tommy and Janet (which received a good deal of exposure from major publications like the Boston Globe), it seems like Leary and writing/producer partner Peter Tolan are going for pure shock value in order to boost the ratings for the series. What a sad, sad world we live in…

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

Is it wrong to punch Kevin Federline repeatedly in the face while wearing metal-studded leather gloves? We think not.

Is it wrong to continue punching him until the flesh falls from his face, revealing the bare, empty skull beneath? Again, we think not.

Is it wrong to punch his visibly pregnant, baby-clutching wife Britney Spears every time she steps in front of Kevin to protect him, or to purposely punch her baby so that she will drop the child and thereby leave Kevin more vulnerable? Surely, this cannot be wrong.

At least, we don’t think so. And neither do the makers of this videogame.

Hollywood Chamber of Commerce unleashes new round of strife

Matt Damon is in; Ben Affleck’s still out. Tim McGraw will appear, but his lovely wife hasn’t made the grade. Always ripe for debate, next year’s list of new stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a doozy.

Okay, Michael Caine and Michelle Pfeiffer have clearly earned their stripes…but Erik Estrada? Barbara Walters, yes; Robert Altman, fine…LeAnn Rimes?! What the hell?!

And then there’s the whole issue of Puff Doody. Never mind that the Walk of Fame is presumably designed to recognize creative contributions to the arts…and electronically sampling the creative musical contributions of others hardly seems to qualify…what name is Sean Puffy Doodle Combs going to put on the star? Do they make stars big enough to hold all his nicknames? Or are they going to change their mind at the last minute, and give the honor to someone with a more low-maintenance moniker…like Prince?

Reason #1,632 why I love Sam Raimi

You could wait for “Superman Returns” to see the new teaser trailer for the third Spider-Man flick, but if you consider yourself a true fanboy, be sure to hop on over to Apple.com and check out the advanced screener RIGHT NOW. Here’s a few things you’ll see:

1) Tobey Maguire rockin’ the all-new black Spidey suit
2) Proof that the suit is indeed controlled by the infamous alien symbiote (Venom baby!)
3) Thomas Hayden Church (as the Sandman) in all his CGI goodness

And last, but certainly not least…

4) James Franco as the new Green Goblin

Unfortunately, no shots of Venom were revealed (except a quick shot of Topher Grace as Eddie Brock), but do you seriously expect Sony to release any shots of one of the most famous comic book villains a whole YEAR before the film is released? I didn’t think so. Anyways, check it out now at http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/ and then stop back here to post your thoughts.

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2026 Premium Hollywood

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑