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Hollywood’s undies in bundle over product placement

The Writer’s Guild of America is seeking a new “code of conduct” to govern product placement deals in television and film, the Associated Press reported yesterday. It would be an excellent example of consumer protection…if the true motives of those involved weren’t so transparent.

The WGA (along with key members of the Screen Actors Guild) claims to want full disclosure of all paid product placements at the beginning of each program or movie, so that viewers will be aware of any “hidden or stealth” advertising contained therein. Sounds great, yes? How thoughtful of them to look out for the poor clueless consumer, right?

Wrong. Like everything in Hollywood, this is about money, and nothing more. The WGA is tired of watching Mark Burnett wallpaper his mansions with C-notes while their entire membership lives in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. Burnett–and the reality empire he spawned–has been milking the product-placement cash cow for years, and Hollywood’s writers and actors want their share of the cream.

There’s one problem with that line of thought, though: Product placement is advertising. Does the writing staff for “ER” get a percentage of every $500,000, thirty-second spot sold in that show? No. So why do reality writers think they’re special?

Yes, the terms of product placement deals are different from standard advertising buys, and yes, writing for a reality show is different from writing for a scripted comedy or drama. So what? Writers for both types of shows are still getting paid–and paid obscenely well, by most people’s standards. Editing footage around this week’s “Apprentice” product plug is part of the job, just like writing Jennifer Garner’s pregnancy into the “Alias” storyline is just another (deplorable) part of that job.

The WGA also needs to give people a little more credit. If my neighbor down the street buys a Ford F-150 truck because Jack Bauer drives one on “24”, then my neighbor’s an idiot, and he deserves what he gets: an ugly truck, and a dent in his bank account. Caveat emptor, buddy.

More importantly, WGA needs to be careful what they wish for. Right now, whether the writers realize it or not, product-placement revenue is helping to keep them employed, by making these shows financially viable. With network TV ratings in steady decline, and advertisers frustrated by consumers’ increasing tendency to skip through standard commercials, product placement fills a growing revenue gap.

The writers and actors can whine all they want about how unfair it is for Mark Burnett to make so much money, or how they hate it when a product plug is shoehorned into their scripts, or how reality writers deserve to be paid more than they are. Those are separate issues. They can be addressed without rattling the FCC’s cage–and without undermining what is currently Hollywood’s most effective solution to declining TV and movie viewership.

So listen up, spoiled writers and actors: You might not like the cash cow. You might think it’s ugly, and awkward, and an affront to your artistic sensibilities. It probably is.

But the milk that cow produces is paying for your house, and your car, and your personal assistant, whether you realize it or not. And if you kill the cow, you might get a nice steak dinner out of the deal…but then it will be gone.

It’s OK to kill people that are trying to kill you

Just watched this week’s “Prison Break,” and I have to say, Veronica Donovan may go down as the most inconsistently dumb TV character of the year. Last week, after creatively evading the feds’ wire tap, she logs on to her IM, giving away her location to Scary Bald Guy. This week, after being tied up by SBG, she manages to heat up her plastic restraints on the furnace, freeing herself in the process. She hits SBG with a chair and instead of killing him, she runs off to free her nephew and friend. Of course, when SBG wakes up, the chase continues. Here’s a rule that should be followed by TV characters henceforth: It’s OK to kill people that are trying to kill you. Even if they are unconscious, and you think they might kill you when they wake up. Just go ahead and finish them!

For a psychic, she’s awfully dense

In last night’s “Medium,” super-psychic Allison Dubois has a dream about a girl in a sweatsuit, who will get knifed in her house by an unknown assailant. Then Allison enlists the help of Det. Scanlon to pay a visit to the guy who she suspects will do the crime. The guy sees Scanlon and runs into the street and gets hit by a car, ending up in the ICU. That night, Allison has a dream about the same girl, only this time she’s wearing normal clothes and talking about how “something bad happened” to a friend of hers and that she couldn’t make it to the gym. At the end of the dream, she still gets knifed in her home.

At this point in the show, I’m thinking the girl knows the suspect, but the suspect isn’t going to do the crime. Allison feels she has no way to track down the girl, even though the girl calls out her cat’s name a dozen times – can’t they search pet registration records for a name? Anyway, Allison feels so guilty about the guy in ICU that she goes to see him. Lo and behold, the girl from the dream is already there for a visit, wearing the same clothes from the second dream. Allison recognizes the girl but somehow fails to put it all together and lets the girl leave the hospital. It isn’t until a full minute later (when Det. Scanlan conveniently arrives) that she realizes that the girl will get stabbed tonight, and that they better get someone over to her place right quick.

Boy, Allison – you are dense.

AOL will add TV reruns on demand

The Washington Post is reporting that AOL is planning to offer of episodes of once-popular television shows like “Welcome Back Kotter” and “Chico and the Man” for free on its web site. The new In2TV service is set to launch in January and will include episodes of more than 100 shows. AOL plans to make money by selling ads so broadband users can access the shows for free.

This is a pretty cool idea and it will add another revenue stream for content companies. I like the approach of selling ads instead of using a pay-per-view model. The convergence of TV and the Internet continues!

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