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Hell’s Kitchen: One Week Later…

Last week on “Hell’s Kitchen,” we saw red team chef Melissa try to sabotage her team, and after getting a reprieve and a chance with the blue team, she started the show by saying “I will never sabotage you guys.” Meanwhile, Bonnie was trying to rally her team, saying it was the girls’ time to shine now that Melissa was on the other side.

So the challenge was pulling live lobsters out of a tank, and then cooking a dish in 30 minutes for chef Ramsey. Josh had to sit out to make the teams even. The red team prepared simple dishes, but they were effective. The blue team was a bit more adventurous, but Melissa choked and Brad’s bisque wasn’t as good as Jen’s, so the red team won. And what they won was a photo shoot with In Touch Magazine…..yeah, tell me Ramsey didn’t purposely let the red team win that one! The blue team, meanwhile, had to pull plastic and glass bottles out of the trash and put them in recycling bins. Yuck.

Rock was pissed, and rightly so….but it got worse when Ramsey made Rock come down to the photo shoot and take the trash out there too. Side note….Jen is not pretty, and this photo shoot did her no favors….and Bonnie is cute enough to have a career in TV after this…if she bows out, the Food Network should look at her…seriously.

At the dinner service, there were flashes of brilliance from the red team, as they were slowly getting most of their dishes out. But the blue team was struggling as usual. Melissa was a mess and it became clear she would be the first to go tonight. But Josh seems to have problems every week as well…and last night he messed up mashed potatoes….I mean, almost any amateur cook can make mashed potatoes!

Eventually, dishes started to be sent back to the kitchen and Ramsey had to shut the kitchen down.
The blue team was the losing team, and Ramsey asked all four of them to go and nominate two for elimination. Before that, though, he made a comment to Josh that he has never done well in a dinner service.

So the team nominated Melissa (duh) and Josh. But even before Ramsey asked for the nominations, he threw a curveball by telling Melissa to get out of Hell’s Kitchen….that she had another chance and blew it. Thankfully, that annoying chick is gone, because I couldn’t stand her stupid New York accent or that Scott Spiezio thing on her chin anymore.

Then, not surprisingly, Ramsey said he wasn’t done. (Come on, I said…I’m missing the home run derby!)……he asked Josh and Brad to step forward. Then, after the commercial break, told both Brad and Josh to get back in line. Hmm….is he ever going to eliminate two at once? Or is the show going to go one extra week? Either way, it’s heating up. Keep an eye on Rock….that dude, if he keeps his composure, is the best cook there and knows his way around a kitchen. We’ll see what happens I guess…..for now, I’m off to pull bottles out of my trash.

“Cavemen” to evolve?

Looks like the sketchy buzz on “Cavemen,” the new ABC sitcom based on those Geico ads, has gotten the producers of the show a little antsy.

They’re doing a bit of retooling, bringing in a new character named Andy (played by Sam Huntington, a.k.a. Jimmy Olsen in “Superman Returns”) who’s going to replace the character of Jamie that appeared in the pilot. Andy, apparently, is going to be the brother of the show’s main character, Joel (Bill English), arriving to stay with his brother after a bad break-up with his girlfriend.

Okay, fair enough…except that the problems with the pilot can’t be fixed by switching out characters. The issue with the show is that it’s ridiculously heavy-handed with the premise that cavemen are societal minorities. I said this in a comment to one of the TCA discussions, but, honestly, the NAACP is going to be tearing this show a new one, and I don’t blame them; playing the characters up as minorities is one thing, but making comments that are clearly trying to compare them to African-Americans is just insulting.

Famous last words

It’s probably been said more than a few times on this blog, but I can’t help myself: “Entourage” is having one of its best seasons ever. While last week’s episode was a little lacking in the story department, it still managed to entertain with hilarious subplots highlighting Drama’s shitty luck and his brother’s comparably better fortune. This week delivered a much more balanced half hour, including continued progress on the whole “Medellin” arc, a comedic night out with the guys, and one of the most over-the-top guest spots in the history of the series.

I’d like to begin by saying that Harvey is fucking crazy. The parallels to the Weinstein brother of the same name were obvious enough when his character was introduced in the second season’s Sundance episode, but it’s become all the more evident in these past few shows. After discovering that “Medellin” was accepted into Cannes, Eric schedules a dinner with Harvey to inform him that they’ll no loner be selling him the movie. Suffice to say, Eric is mighty scared, but he refuses to show it in front of the guys. Nevertheless, that impression of Turtle’s was dead-on.

In fact, Eric’s debating whether or not he should even tell him the news when he arrives at the restaurant to find Harvey already freaking about something. First, it’s the sight of a former employee who screwed him over, and then (after joining Vince and the rest of the guys for drinks) it’s a waiter who refuses to deny that he ordered a cranberry vodka. In the end, as a red-faced Harvey is literally dragged out of the joint, Drama decides to break the news. Harvey’s response? “I’ll eat you alive!”

Before all hell broke loose, the vibe at the bar was pretty laid back. In an attempt to schmooze the Mayor of Beverly Hills (Stephen Tobolowsky) into annexing his building so that he may lay claim to the posh zip code, Drama takes him out with Vince and Turtle to help the guy get laid… without paying for it, of course. When they arrive, Drama manages to find a girl for the Mayor without Vince’s help, but when one of the bodyguard’s informs him that the beautiful she is actually a he, Drama does his best to persuade the Mayor into stepping away. The Mayor won’t have it, though, and decides that transsexual or not, he’s taking her back to his house for a little fun. Of course, part of the date is caught on tape and posted on the internet by morning (which features the Mayor and his gal pal getting into his car), and though the Mayor openly claims that he has nothing to hide, the girl reveals that she most certainly does.

And though Harvey’s hilarious outburst and the aforementioned disturbing scene would have taken the cake any other week, the sheer fact that Ari hasn’t had much to do this season made his appearance tonight all that more memorable. After meeting with M. Night Shyamalan at a cemetery to pick up his latest script (which, by the way, Ari mentions is weird, even for him), he promises to have it read by the next morning with plenty of feedback. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work out quite as planned, and after attending an engagement dinner with Mrs. Ari, temporarily losing the script when the valet returns the wrong car, retrieving said car from a man whose marriage he probably ruined along the way, and then getting pulled over by the police for going 140 mph, Ari finishes the script before his scheduled meeting with M. Night only to discover that the obsessive nut changed the whole third act… and wants him to read it (right then and there) all over again. Shyamalan’s caricature of himself was classic, but the look on Ari’s sleep-depraved face was the single best shot of the night.

Okay, Fox, seriously, why did you ever bother ordering “Drive” to series in the first place?

Remember when “Drive” was cancelled?

Remember back on May 17th, when we reported how Fox’s President of Entertainment Peter Ligouri referred to “Drive” as “near and dear to my heart,” then, in the same breath, admitted that even if the show’s final two episodes kicked major ratings ass on their air date of July 4th, it was still a long shot that the series would return?

Remember when Fox bumped those episodes from July 4th to July 13th?

Yeah, well, forget all that. Now they’ve pulled the episodes from the 13th, too…and there’s no word on when or if they’ll air them at all!

Unbelievable. And incredibly shitty treatment of a critically-acclaimed show.

At least Nathan Fillion has scored a gig on “Desperate Housewives.” What’s Tim Minear got brewing…?

New TCA panel info

As the countdown continues to my departure for Los Angeles and the Television Critics Association’s summer press tour, the most recent schedule for the event has emerged, and there’ve been a few changes and several adjustments. I won’t waste your time running through the entire list again, but here are some of the new additions that caught my eye:

The Hallmark Channel: There will be a panel which focuses on the four new films set to premiere in the next few months. There’s “Claire,” starring Valerie Bertinelli, who stars as a suburban soccer mom who reluctantly uses her clairvoyant powers to solve a cold case in which a serial murdered threatens to strike again. (Awesome.) Then there’s “Murder 101: If Wishes Were Horses,” a mystery movie which stars three generations of the Van Dyke family: Shane, Barry, and Dick. “Final Approach” is a three-hour mega-movie about a terror plot at the World Bank which somehow ties into an airplane that’s flying at 40,000 feet…but all you need to know is that Dean Cain, Anthony Michael Hall, Lea Thompson, and Ernie Hudson are in it. And, lastly, there’s “A Grandpa for Christmas,” starring Ernest Borgnine. C’mon, who doesn’t love Ernest Borgnine…?!?

HBO: A panel has been added for the network’s new documentary, “Alive Day Memories: Home From Iraq,” which, in addition to including several of the US soldiers featured in the hour-long look at those wounded in the war thus far, will also feature the documentary’s narrator, James Gandolfini.

CMT: The panel for “Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull-Riding Challenge” has been updated, and it now includes a couple of the contestants. Now appearing will be Rocket Ismail, Jonny Fairplay, and Francisco Quinn, but, inevitably, I’m most interested in seeing Vanilla Ice.

TV Land: The “Elvis Presley Month” panel has been announced. Having gotten past my depression that it doesn’t include Ann Margaret, I’m pleased to see that it does include Joe Esposito, one of the members of the Memphis Mafia, as well as another one of the King’s pals, Jerry Shilling. Also on the bill are Pamela Keogh, an…or perhaps the…authorized biographer of the Elvis Presley estate, as well as actress Sue Anne Langdon, who co-starred with Elvis in “Frankie and Johnny.”

VH-1 Classic: There’s a panel for the network’s new documentary series, “Seven Ages of Rock,” which will include original MTV VJ Mark Goodman, as well as Steven Van Zandt. I know, I really should’ve led with Little Steven, but, c’mon, Mark Goodman? He’s almost as good as Alan Hunter!

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