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Lost 4.12 – There’s No Place Like Home (Part One)

Anyone that’s been watching “Lost” consistently for the past four seasons knows that no matter how bad the actual season may be, the season finales (and the episodes leading up to them) are always money. Though the pre-finale episodes tend to be more set-up than actual progression, I was surprised to discover that tonight’s episode (the first of a three-part season finale) also filled in a lot of gaps via a flash-forward that documented the Oceanic Six’s rescue and the beginning of their post-island lives.

The night opened with the Oceanic Six on a plane back to Hawaii. After Jack coaches the group on their “story,” they arrive to discover an Oceanic Airlines-moderated press conference set up to allow reporters to ask the survivors questions. Among the topics covered included the fate of Jin (Sun says he died when the plane crashed), the birth of Aaron (he’s being played off as Kate’s biological child), and confirmation that no other people could have possibly survived. But that wasn’t the juicy part.

Following their re-entry into society, Sayid is reunited with Nadia (no, not that Nadia, but his ex-flame), Sun uses her settlement money to purchase a controlling share in her father’s company, and Hurley receives a classic car as a birthday present. Unfortunately, the dreaded “numbers” just happen to be the reading on the speedometer, and he isn’t at all entertained. Finally, there’s Jack. After delivering a eulogy at his father’s funeral, Jack is approached by Claire’s mother, who informs him about Christian’s secret daughter, and the fact that she too was aboard Flight 815. Hmm. Maybe now we have a better understanding as to a) why Jack wants to take care of Aaron, and b) why he’s so depressed in the future.

Meanwhile, on the island, all of the major players are being positioned for the season’s final masterstroke. Jack and Sawyer have control of the helicopter (only to discover that Hurley’s in trouble), Sun, Jin and Aaron are on the freighter (thanks to Faraday, who has volunteered to begin ferrying people off the island), Sayid and Kate have been captured by Richard Alpert, and Locke and Hurley have just witnessed Ben’s surrender to Keamy at the Orchid station – the proposed location of the “secondary protocol” (i.e. Operation Blow Up the Island). It’ll be interesting to see how the Oceanic Six, who are seemingly in four different places, will manage reunite and get off the island.

We’ll find out in two weeks, along with why they’re the only survivors who escaped, what happened to Lapidus after he rescued them, as well as who was in that coffin at the end of season three. For those that simply can’t wait to find out the latter, feel free to check out this spy report here, where the deceased character has supposedly been outed by a spoiler-happy fan.

Drew Hastings: Irked and Miffed

Like a less feminine, metrosexual Charles Nelson Reilly with a shag cut, Drew Hastings is an odd bird, and his concert video, “Irked and Miffed,” is impressive in how it makes his oddness so normal. More of a storyteller than a joke teller, Hastings spins lengthy, humorous yarns about Missouri animal parks, his experiences as a farmer, and his three-day one night stand with a gasper (she was into erotic asphyxiation). The farm bit was the most enlightening, because he masterfully blends his big-city sensibilities (eye masks, silk kimonos) with finite details of life in rural Ohio (camouflage wallets, surly barn cats). Some of the jokes have been done before – Blake Clark told the camouflage wallet joke 20 years ago, and his bit on Viagra has been done by, well, everyone, but mainly Ron White – but Hastings’ delivery is unique and his playful banter with audience members is barbed without being mean-spirited. Most pleasant of all is his tendency to stay away from topical humor. A comedian that doesn’t bash the government; how refreshing.

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American Idol: David vs. David a Reality

You have to think the producers of “American Idol” breathed a sigh of relief last night, as the expected finale of David Cook vs. David Archuleta was confirmed. Syesha is great and has come on strong the last few weeks, but she wasn’t really going to win it all. And now we’ve got a battle that really is more Goliath vs. Goliath than David vs. David. I haven’t seen any vote totals, but I have to believe these two have consistently been at the top each week, well ahead of the field. Also keep in mind that neither of them have ever been close to elimination. What we have here is a battle akin to Celtics/Lakers, Yankees/Red Sox, Steelers/Cowboys…yes, this is going to be a battle for the ages.

The only thing to take some of the lustre off……is the fact that these two Davids appear to be really nice guys. The X factor in that is young David’s dad, who was kicked out of the backstage area last week. Think about that. Ol’ Dad must really be an ass for that to happen.

Anyway, last night they began the ridiculous hour long show with the remaining three performing the disco classic, “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now.” B-L-E-C-H.

Then Season 3 champ Fantasia performed her song, “Bore Me,” which was anything but boring. I mean, this girl can sing, and reminded us all of why she won. She did, however, put the fear of God in Simon Cowell with her stomping around…yeah, it was a bit over the top. Also, I am quite sure I saw the butt crack of one of her backup dancers, whose dresses were so skimpy they shouldn’t have even bothered wearing anything. This is a family show, people!

Anyway, each contestant went home last Friday to perform and do various TV and radio interviews, and each of them was awed by the reaction and love from hometown fans. Imagine that…you leave home pretty much an average Joe, and return there to throngs of screaming fans…no wonder each of them started crying at one point. David Cook even got to throw out the first pitch at a Royals’ game.

The most remarkable thing is something I didn’t even realize and I’m sure most of you didn’t either…David Cook did not plan to audition for the show in the first place. He was just along for the ride as his brother Andrew auditioned in Omaha, and some producers coaxed him into it. For that alone, I have faith that, despite the awful song choices they made on Tuesday for the performers, the producers of the show might know something after all.

Anyway, the three of them stood on stage at the end and David Archuleta was the first finalist announced. Down to Syesha and David Cook. I was afraid, really afraid, that Ryan Seacrest was going to utter “Syesha,” but instead it was Mr. Cook. Folks, ignore the fact that these two Davids are going to be humble as always next week….both of them are fierce competitors and want to win badly. It should be an epic battle, maybe one of the best finales the show has ever offered.

Yes, in the words of Dallas wide receiver Terrell Owens, “Get your popcorn ready!”

“Dog” returns

Dog the Bounty Hunter will soon be returning to A&E. Are the fans stil, er …RABID? Har-har! Seriously though, take this into consideration:

A&E spokesman Michael Feeney says Chapman isn’t a racist, and that network executives felt he deserves a second chance after working on redeeming himself over the last few months.

I’m sorry. I lost interest in the dude when all this brouhaha happened. How did he “redeem” himself? Through the usual channels of Al Sharpton?

Hell’s Kitchen: Matt Proves He’s a Big Girl

Last night on “Hell’s Kitchen,” ol’ Matt was sent to the Red team, where his whining might be tolerated a bit more, and where he could face off against his rival, Ben. This guy just keeps spouting off at the mouth, and if it’s getting on my nerves, I can imagine it must be worse in person.

Anyway, Chef Ramsay started out by cooking three dishes with fake meat, and seeing if the chefs knew the difference. Most of them didn’t, except for Petrozza, who said the beef in the beef stew tasted like it wasn’t real beef. That was a prelude to the challenge of the day, which was the palate test….that is, Ramsay blindfolded the contestants and then made them guess what they were being fed. The Red team was leading by a wide margin by the time it came down to Matt vs. Ben, and Matt did well enough to give the “ladies” the victory.

During the dinner service, Roseann was struggling, and so was Ben. In fact, Ramsay got in Ben’s face and told him to “shut it down” for the night. Uh-oh. Jen was also enduring the wrath of Ramsay for a change, and she didn’t like it. The guys were declared the losing team, and each one of them had to nominate one teammate for elimination. LouRoss chose Ben, Ben chose LouRoss, Bobby chose Petrozza, and Petrozza chose himself. Ramsay commended Petrozza for being a “man,” and then promptly sent Ben packing.

I really thought Ben had a shot to win this thing, and that Ramsay was pushing him on purpose because he knew that. But when you keep screwing up, you’re doomed. Now this thing is kind of wide open. I mean, I really have no idea who might win, and just for that reason, I want to keep watching.
See you next week…

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