So am I, which is why I instantly clicked on this link to a 90-second clip from “Snakes on a Plane.” Gaboon vipers have big, big teeth. Ask the captain.
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Wanna send your friend a personalized message from Sam Jackson informing you to get off your sorry ass and see his new movie, “Snakes on Plane”? Look no further…
The folks at Newsarama – one of the best sources for comic-related news out there – have an interview with John Hefferman, screenwriter of “Snakes On A Plane.” It’s far from exclusively about the film, but it does offer a little bit of info you might not have read before.
They’re not screening “Snakes on a Plane.”
I can’t even begin to tell you what a kick in the teeth this is. I have been looking forward to this movie ever since I interviewed screenwriter Sheldon Turner last May — LAST May, as in 2005 — and stumbled upon a title in his IMDb filmography with the spectacular name of “Snakes on a Plane” (it has since been removed from his credits, presumably a WGA-related matter). And now, we get the news that New Line is going to make sure that the “fans” see it first. Hey, what about the critics that are also fans, huh? I am in a position to give you the kind of advance buzz that you would kill for, and you just stripped it away from me. Not smart.
Tell me, New Line, are you worried about the advance buzz being profoundly negative? Please. This movie is the textbook definition of critic-proof. Jesus, did you see how much money “Little Man” made last weekend? Fucking “Little Man!” Your movie is poised to make four times that. Help us help you, will ya?
To quote Hank Azaria impersonating Charles Bronson on “The Simpsons,” this, ain’t, over.
New Line, at last, is getting off their duffs and releasing some new material for Snakesonaplaniacs the world over. And all I can think to say is: Lesbians on a plane. Can you dig it?
To view the trailer, click here.
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