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Poll of the day: Movies we don’t need

Which of the following proposed movie projects is least necessary, in your opinion?

a) The proposed remake of “Pet Sematary” starring George Clooney, since he already brought enough people back to life during his tenure on “E.R”, besides which we prefer our dead things to stay dead;

b) The proposed “Sea Monkeys” movie franchise, because they are freaking brine shrimp, fer chrissakes, and anyway no one can top what “South Park” did with the little buggers; or

c) The proposed feature-film update of “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse,” because, dammit, we love Pee-Wee…but at 54, he’s kinda gettin’ a little old for that schtick…and we’d just as soon remember him in his prime.

No fair voting for “Little Man” or “Miami Vice”: they’re already in theaters. Sadly, it’s too late to stop them.

A walk-on role? Um, bring it on.

Universal Home Video, convinced that they are sitting on comedy gold with “Bring It On: All or Nothing,” the straight-to-video sequel to the surprise 2000 hit starring Peter Parker’s girlfriend and the good/bad vampire slayer (hey, if “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” can sell two million units, anything can), have decided to run a contest where the winner gets a walk-on part in the third installment of the series. It is unclear at this point where that role is “Hot Boy/Girl in Gymnasium Scene” or “Paste Eater.” I suppose it all depends on who wins.

To enter this “change of a lifetime” (there was a typo in the press release), click here, though keep in mind that this link will take you to teenhollywood.com, so it is clear that they are looking for someone age-appropriate.

Although I’m betting that this guy will be all over it…

Mum’s the word on Mel

For the most part, anyway…though lord knows the replies to Buffybot’s post are exceptions to THAT rule!

Ahem.

Anyway, L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein…I’ll pause to let the anti-semitics out there go ahead and register the man’s last name and get their slings and arrows in order…has cheered Amy Pascal, chairwoman of Sony Pictures, for being pretty much the only one to offer any sort of negative comment about our man Mel’s drunken stupidity the other night, though he admits that she didn’t exactly get nasty about it; she just said she found it “incredibly disappointing that somebody of his stature would speak out that way, especially at this sensitive time.” But, otherwise, almost no one’s offering any criticism; they’re just keeping their mouths shut.

Not Disney production chief Oren Aviv, though. He told Slate’s Kim Masters – and I’m sure this is nothing to do with the fact that Aviv’s studio is releasing Gibson’s “Apocalypto” in December – that “we all make mistakes, and I’ve accepted his apology to what was a regrettable situation.”

In his column, Goldstein muses that “only when you’re in business with someone in Hollywood do you get to describe a man who’s made vicious anti-Semitic slurs as being in a ‘regrettable situation.’ When Masters reminded Aviv that he had stopped talking to director Michael Mann because he’d been rude and disrespectful during the making of a film at Disney, Aviv demurred: ‘It’s behind us. He’s a talented director, and I respect his body of work.’ This is how Hollywood works. The only morality in this town that really means anything is the bottom line.”

“She’ll need 200 raindrops on roses, a couple dozen whiskers on kittens…

“…a few bright copper kettles, and some warm woolen mittens. Oh, and don’t forget the brown paper packages tied up with strings: Woody Allen forgot those once, and she ripped him a new one, but good.”

Scarlett Johansson has backed out of a commitment to play Maria Von Trapp in Andrew Lloyd Weber’s production of “The Sound of Music,” set to open in London’s West End this November. Sources from Weber’s camp say the starlet’s excessive demands were the dealbreaker:

“Her people were not ‘pro’ the idea. It became clear that it wasn’t going to work because the demands were so ridiculous,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying in The Times newspaper.

He said Johansson’s representatives “couldn’t understand why she would want to appear in the West End for $18,500 a week when she could be earning $10 million for a movie.”

It was annoying because she really wanted to do it,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying.

Publicist Marcel Parisbeau said it was a busy work schedule and not pay demands that sank the actress’ chance to play the role made famous by Julie Andrews in the 1965 film version of the musical.

“It is true that there were some discussions regarding Scarlett and the production of ‘The Sound of Music.’ But Mr. Webber’s statement regarding the demands is extremely exaggerated,” Parisbeau said in a statement. “Her management team was simply asking for terms that an actress of her stature would ask for.”

Interestingly, in the absence of Miss Scarlett, Weber has turned to a different sure-fire source for drawing attention to his revival: He plans to cast his leading lady via a reality-TV competition called (what else?) “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?”

Start working on that audition tape now.

Harry Potter and the fear of shrinkage

Seventeen-year-old Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies, is set to appear onstage in London in a decidedly different role: that of “an emotionally disturbed boy who takes off his clothes and blinds horses,” according to the New York Post.

We applaud Daniel’s decision to challenge himself and subvert his squeaky-clean image…particularly since, if we have one complaint about those Harry Potter movies, it’s definitely the complete lack of naked underage animal torturers.

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