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But most importantly: Can it find weed?

Kevin Federline has started his own search engine. No, really.

Bearing a picture of a sunken-cheeked K-Fed looking eerily like Skeletor, the site bears the tagline, “Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline.”

This month’s potential prizes include a K-Fed t-shirt, two unwanted pregnancies, multiple stints in rehab, and an early end to an extremely promising career.

Comedy Central: The Web Shows

Seriously, what’s up with Comedy Central constantly going after the lowest common denominator…?

The network is furthering their original broadband programming market by premiering two new series: “Baxter and McGuire” and “Good God.” I don’t think I really need to tell you anything about the former except that it’s an animated show and its title characters are a pair of testicles.

As far as the latter, it’s a live-action series that takes place in the offices of God; there’s a really funny premise there, but its failing comes from being such a slavish attempt at ripping “The Office.” (It also doesn’t help that the first episode is literally potty humor, revolving around the question of whether or not God took a stinky dump in the office bathroom.)

There are, thankfully, others segments in the network’s web repetoire that are worth making note of. “I Love The ’30s” is a spot-on parody of the various decade-spotlighting series on VH-1; its creators also offer “All Access: The Middle Ages,” which is pretty funny as well. “Golden Age,” however, is full-on genius. It’s an animated mockumentary series about what happened to various animated commercial icons after their careers went downhill; the first episode involves a cereal spokesperson (think Sonny the Cuckoo Bird) who goes insane, kills three children in his rampage to get his favorite cereal, and is now living a quiet life in a sanitarium. “Guacamole” has its moments, with dialogue ostensibly coming from various food items, like a cabbage, a can of soup, and, yes, a container of guacamole. The only thing worth recommending about the surreal “Tiny Hands,” however, is that David Cross appears in its first episode.

Check out ComedyCentral.com for a list of all the web shows at your disposal, but, trust me, start with “Golden Age.”

My new favorite talk show…

…is “Can’t Sleep with Dave Foley.”

While it’s not the best talk show currently on the air – that honor might go to “The Craig Ferguson Show,” which has upped its ante by adding Tim Meadows as a recurring guest correspondent – it is, to be sure, the best online talk show. (Sorry, Tom Green.) How can you go wrong with a concept that involves Foley (“Kids in the Hall,” “NewsRadio”), who’s suffering from insomnia, offering a monologue in bed as he lies beside his sleeping wife, talking to a “guest” that he finds online via iChat, and enjoying a number from whatever musical guest happens to be conveniently positioned outside his house.

Right now, I’m watching the third episode, where Dave has a virtual conversation with his former”NewsRadio” co-star, Maura Tierney (who looks just as hot in the middle of the night as you’d always hoped she would), then steps outside for a song from Jon Brion…and after that description, you know you want to watch it, too.

P.S. The other two episodes are available for your viewing pleasure at SuperDeluxe.com.

Madonna: “Do as I say, not as I do”

In a recent interview, the Material Girl expressed concern about her daughter Lourdes’s tendency to wear jeans that are “so tight she can’t bend her knees,” and that are a bit too revealing in the rear whenever little Lola bends over.
That’s right: Madonna is worried about her daughter dressing a bit too much “Boy Toy” and not enough like the Virgin Mary.

Of course, whenever Madonna brings up issues of appropriate attire with her daughter, Lourdes simply laughs, hands her mother a copy of Madonna’s “Sex” photo spread, and asks if she can borrow Mom’s cone-shaped bra.

Is Letterman feuding with Paul Shaffer?

Reports from the set of David Letterman’s recent “Ventriloquist Week” stunt indicate the prickly host is growing increasingly annoyed with the bald bandleader’s interruptions and spotlight-stealing antics. After one recent, particularly lengthy interruption by Shaffer, Letterman was visibly displeased…and Paul was noticeably more reticent the next day.

Rumor has it that Shaffer’s change in demeanor is a direct result of the host having one of his minions read Shaffer the riot act, but it’s also possible the bald hipster caught sight of one of Letterman’s upcoming top ten lists: “Top Ten Uses for an Obnoxious Bandleader’s Corpse.”

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