Tom Cruise has reportedly given his betrothed an iPod with 300 – count ’em – 300 of her favorite songs to help her keep quiet during her giving birth to the Cruiser’s mutant. Apparently, Tom wants Katie to “listen to calming music.” Yes, well she’s probably into techno and speed metal, and would therefore be insanely loud during the birthing. Does anyone even seriously like Tom Doucher Cruise anymore? How could anyone find anything remotely worth salvaging in his poor little soul? Ah well, at least he’ll have his mutant and will finally be able to dump Katie and get on with his weird little world. I personally can’t think of one movie I’ve seen of Cruiser’s where I didn’t feel like kicking his teeth in after 30 seconds of watching him. Say amen somebody.
Category: Gossip (Page 43 of 50)
…American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was recently spotted sucking face with Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher:
Could this be another “let’s put those gay rumors to rest once and for all” publicity stunt (Tom Cruise, we’re looking in your direction)…or is Ryan just a poor, misunderstood metrosexual with an unfortunate addiction to hair-care products?
Only time will tell.
The following photo is on People magazine’s site under their Star Watch section, or whatever the hell they call it. Look at this picture and tell me what’s wrong with it.
That’s right: everything. That ain’t Katie, kids. Look at the neck, the hair, the lips, “her” height, the face, the fucking GLOVES to hide the man hands, fer crissakes. That, ain’t, Katie. A guy in drag pretending to be Katie, perhaps. But not the real thing.
How long are they going to continue this charade? It’s insulting.
Photo Daily News posted this article on the behind-the-scenes mayhem that goes into the creation of the annual post-Oscars issue of that bastion of literary finetude, Us Weekly. Details on how the gossip rag’s editors sort through 40,000 photos of lovely ladies, penguins, and closeted stars escorting their mothers are certainly enlightening…but of much greater interest is the description of the photogenic glare-down between sizzling paragons of Latina beauty Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba. Apparently, the actresses were captured on film arriving at the Governor’s Ball at the same time, wearing similar dresses, and “shooting each other icy daggers with their eyes.”
One can only imagine the spicy dialogue that ensued:
Jenny from the Block: “Bitch. I’m the reigning Queen Latina Sex Bomb. The hell you doing here?”
Jessica: “Nuh-uh, you sad little has-been ho. I’m the yummiest Latina sexpot in the room, times ten. You’re just a faded suburban wannabe pop star with a fat ass, married to a smarmy bug-eyed control freak. Deal with it.”
J Lo: “My Marc Anthony is going to cut you all up in pieces for that, you nasty skank. And who said you could wear light green tonight?”
Jessica: “I wear what I want, bee-yotch. Now step off, before the scent of your failure rubs off on me.”
Eva Longoria: “Jesus! It’s Oscar Night. Be nice. F#@k! Besides, I’m way hotter than either of you putas.”
Can’t wait to see the photo when the new issue of Shamefully Guilty Pleasure Weekly comes out.
True to form, Isaac Mizrahi has gone on record as saying that he will not tone down his red carpet antics one iota for Sunday night’s Oscar extravaganza. Widely criticized for his Golden Globe red carpet interviews–which included grabbing Scarlett Johanssen’s breast, questioning various celebrities about their underwear, and asking Eva Longoria about her carpet–Mizrahi remains uncowed by the Academy spokesmen’s remarks that such behavior will be frowned upon Sunday night.
Which is not entirely surprising, actually, given that the Academy’s official threat is that they will be “extraordinarily angry” if the fashion designer does anything deemed inappropriate. That, and that they “cannot predict” what they will do if Isaac goes against their wishes. Well, that’s enough to give anyone pause, right there.
To his credit, Mizrahi has said that the award arrival pre-shows have bored him to tears in the past, and that he was only “asking the questions that interested him,” in an attempt to liven things up.
Mission accomplished. While I’ve tended to skip all but the last half-hour or so of the arrival shows in the past…you can bet I’ll be tuning into E! at 5:30 sharp (Eastern) just to watch this train wreck develop.
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