David Spade and Heather Locklear? OK, hell must have officially frozen over. All I can say is, “what the fuck?” Mr. Spade, I believe I was in line before you. How you managed to not only get in front of me, but also managed to woo Ms. Locklear is beyond me. I hope you enjoy all that hot, greasy sex, you undeserving man. “The Benchwarmers” better be hella good. Yes, I actually just did say “hella.” Christ.
Category: Gossip (Page 42 of 50)
This was already ridiculous. Now it’s offensive. (Props to JustJared, via Defamer)
Defamer has a nifty little caption-filled post of this shot, detailing everything that’s wrong with it, but we’ll simply say: nice beach ball, Katie. And hey, if nothing else, this enables us to do a little Katie/Not Katie side-by-side comparison studies.
One thing’s for sure: neither one of them is pregnant, and only one of them can actually get pregnant.
Before his divorce to “One Tree Hill” co-star Sophia Bush is even final, 24-year-old actor Chad Michael Murray has gotten engaged to another “One Tree Hill” crew member, an extra named Kenzie Dalton who may or may not be 18 yet, and may or may not be pregnant. Kudos to Murray for graduating with honors from the Shannen Doherty Academy of Teen Soap Stars Whose Off-Camera Antics Far Exceed Their On-Camera Drama. Hey, someone had to pick up that torch. His parents must be so proud.
On the plus side, Murray got his start on the WB’s “Gilmore Girls,” the story of a woman who got pregnant at the age of 16 and raised her daughter on her own. Thus, should his latest engagement fail to pan out, Chad can always console jilted bride #2 with a full set of “Gilmore” DVDs to serve as a helpful reference guide for the single parent.
Raise your hand if you’ve said something that will once again start up those rumors that you’re gay.
According to ABC News, who heard it from a German tabloid, Tom Cruise is no rush to get married.
“First the baby, then the film,” he said, referring to the upcoming “Mission Impossible 3.” “Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”
Five gets you twenty that he does, indeed, let her get away. The bigger question is, what will be his excuse…?
Joey Tribbiani is back on the market. Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, are getting divorced. Between this and his doomed sitcom, poor Joey is just not having a good year.
Of course, if you follow the link, you’ll see that LeBlanc and McKnight were first introduced by one Lou Diamond Phillips. Phillips, you may recall, is best known not for his work in “La Bamba,” but for marrying a woman who eventually left him for female rocker Melissa Etheridge. Thus, perhaps not altogether the best possible judge of women, that Lou.
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