Category: Gossip (Page 38 of 50)

Face it, true believers! This one’s got it all!!!

Marvel Comics, not wanting to let moss grow undertheir feet after the upcoming release of “X-Men 3,” is already penciling in who’ll be helming its next few comic book inspired feature films.

* Jon Favreau (“Elf”) will be directing “Iron Man,” a flick which was, for years, chatted up as a possible Tom Cruise vehicle.

* David Self (“The Road to Perdition”) will be writing a script for the oft-discussed-but-never-acted-upon “Captain America” movie, as well as taking a stab at scripts for “Deathlok” and “Namor, the Sub Mariner.”

* Zak Penn – who wrote “X3” – was selected to put pen to paper and write a script for a “Hulk” sequel…which will make someone very happy.

* Mark Protosevich (“Poseidon”) is taking a stab at writing the script for “Thor,” whose biggest moment in motion picture history currently still remains “Adventures in Babysitting.”

* Andrew Marlowe (“Air Force One,” “Hollow Man”) is composing a “Nick Fury” screenplay…which has potential as long as the film doesn’t follow in the footsteps of the TV movie about Fury, which starred David Hasselhoff. (Still, that would increase the box office returns in Germany…)

* And, lastly, Edgar Wright (“Shaun of the Dead”) is to write, produce, and direct…wait for it…”Ant Man.” I have to say, of this entire bunch, this is the flick that seems like it has the most potential. “Shaun of the Dead” kicked ass. I’d love to see Wright turn the superhero genre on its head like he did for zombie movies…

Don’t forget to check out the Bullz-Eye.com piece about other upcoming superhero flicks, found here.

Lohan pops her top

Ah, it’s nice to be writing about our It girl again. This time Ms. Lohan is in the news because she discovered director/”friend” Brett Ratner in bed with his girlfriend. OK, what part of that makes no sense at all? That’s right, kids, the whole damn enchilada. Where exactly did she find the two in bed, and what was she doing there, anyway? Well, if it was her pad, understandable, but something tells me it probably wasn’t. Still, this new news can tie in with the dream I had of Lindsay this morning where she was hanging out with me and some friends. We were all drinking mad 40s and I said to her, “Hey, let’s make out.” She replied, “OK, sure.” Then I woke up thanks to one of my cats purring as loudly as possible in my ear.

It’s Kevin Costner’s “Waterworld;” we just live in it

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So, if you work at a spa as a massage specialist, and you see Kevin Costner chilling out in the Zen Room in his terry cloth robe drinking cucumber water, waiting for you to come take him back to one of those serene, private massage rooms in the back…pretend you’ve suddenly taken ill. Or try to run away.

Or at the very least, make sure that someone in management has sat the boy down and explained to him what exactly is and is not appropriate behavior for a man receiving a massage. And make sure that towel is stapled to his body.

Mission Imfugsible

You’ve got to love a web site called “Go Fug Yourself,” dedicated to capturing celebrities at their most fugly. It’s kind of like Us Weekly’s “Fashion Police” feature, only with a lot more room for the writers to expound upon their beloved stars’ latest fashion disasters.

This time, though, they’ve outdone themselves, with a series of photos and captions demonstrating that no one, but no one, wears crazy like Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Remember: when you’re fugly on the inside, all the rest is just window dressing.

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