Category: Gossip (Page 37 of 50)

In this month’s issue of Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie surprises no one except perhaps her lingering fan base of betrayed anorexic teens by confessing that maybe, possibly, she could stand to be force-fed a bacon double cheeseburger or three.

“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like,'” Richie is quoted as saying. Kudos to Richie for being unafraid to state the obvious. As these before-and-after pictures show, Richie’s frame has slowly dwindled away in recent years, bringing her dangerously close to her original birth weight:

Ever the competitive one, former Nicole Richie BFF Paris Hilton provided an equally jaw-dropping revelation this week, admitting to being just a wee bit too much of a talentless, back-stabbing, fame-crazed whore.

In a recent interview with a DJ for LA’s Power 106, white-boy rap failure Kevin Federline indicated that he would like to have a threesome with wife Britney Spears and actress Jessica Alba.

As would, presumably, nearly every heterosexual male between the ages of 12 and 90…particularly if they could be guaranteed that the Britney involved would be the “…Baby One More Time” Catholic schoolgirl they remember from 1999, and not the Cheeto-gobbling, white-trash-marrying single parent we know today.

When informed of the weed fiend’s comments, a spokesperson for Jessica Alba replied that the actress was flattered by Kevin’s interest, and that she and boyfriend Cash Warren would certainly consider engaging in a threesome with Britney Spears, but that, regrettably, Kevin Federline could not be involved because “Jessica doesn’t do bestiality.”