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It’s a nice day for a white (trash) wedding

Ahhhh, young love and marriage. Or, well, young-middle-aged love, and remarriage. Obvious soul mates Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are back on, and going strong. So strong, in fact, that they’ve already set a date for the wedding: next weekend.

Reports have Kid-n-Pam getting hitched on a yacht in the French Riviera July 29, but we’re betting that’s just a clever ploy to keep the paparazzi at bay. The real celebration will undoubtedly take place in a pimped-out doublewide trailer somewhere in the Ozarks, with all of the inbred relatives from both sides of the family wearing their finest faux tuxedo t-shirts, sequined tube tops and festive flip-flops; eating Cheez-Whiz straight from the can; and washing it down with generous swigs of Grampa’s homemade moonshine.

So where’s our invitation?

E), That neither he nor KITT bags the babe

Quick pop quiz: What is the most unintentionally humorous aspect of this schlocktastic David Hasselhoff video for his song, “Jump In My Car”?

A) That the soon-to-be-divorced Hoff has already brought his trusty KITT car out of storage, the better to stalk women half his age;
B) That he actually wears a “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” t-shirt in his own video;
C) That he sprouts devil horns to demonstrate just how bad this leather-clad bad boy can be; or
D) That the women he’s stalking sing, “I know your game”…but it comes out sounding remarkably like “I know you’re gay”?

(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)

Daddy’s little whore

Oh, Chevy Chase. How we used to love you. We giggled at your SNL bits; we chortled our way through “Caddy Shack;” we quoted long stretches of “Fletch” dialogue from memory. We even rooted for your sad little late night talk show to succeed… when it was clear to us that it wouldn’t.

But then you went rogue on us. You stopped being funny. You made bad movies. You alienated everyone who loved you.

And now this. Never mind the digs at Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn — in either of whose movies, let’s be honest, you’d be lucky to get an uncredited cameo at this point. Frankly, we expect that sort of sour-grapes behavior from you by now.

But admitting — nay, boasting — to national media that you call your own daughter a whore?

“I mean, I can remember the first time I called her a whore. We just laughed for half an hour. Because she’s anything but. But she gets it immediately and laughs. I’d call her every day down at school; she might pick up and say, ‘Whoretown!’ She said something the other day like, ‘Dad, how much should I charge?’ “

That is so wrong, in so many ways, I don’t know what to say…except thank goodness you’re at least wealthy enough to afford plenty of therapy for your hilarious little whore-child.

“Because you flirt shamelessly with another woman on national TV, THAT’S why!”

Add Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro to Hollywood’s ever-growing list of celebrities who are back on the market. Despite pledging their eternal love on MTV’s “Til Death Do Us Part” reality show in 2003 (a guaranteed pox on marital bliss, as a couple of folks named Simpson and Lachey will attest), Electra and Navarro are separating.

No reason has been given for the split…though fans of “Rock Star: INXS” will recall several suspiciously long camera shots of Navarro eyeing co-host Brooke Burke’s suspiciously long, bare legs…

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