Category: Gossip (Page 22 of 50)

Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar, and a husband, and…a pony!

October 18, 2006 /

In an interview with In Style magazine, the actress mentioned her desire to win an Oscar by the age of 30. She’d also like to be settled down with a house and a husband by then. Oh, and she thinks having a hit record would be nice, too.

Informed of Lohan’s Academy Award aspirations, her Oscar-nominated “Georgia Rule” and “Bobby” costars Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy presumably giggled, “It’s good to want things.”

Indeed. Setting goals is nice — whether you actually achieve them or not. For instance, I really, really wanted to own a Green Machine when I was eight years old…but Santa never brought me one. Somehow, though, I’ve still managed to grow into a mostly functional adult…and one who wasn’t spoiled by being given everything she ever wanted.

It builds character, wanting things. And something tells me LiLo has a whole lot of character-building in her future.

Actresses, Gossip

Bad Idea Jeans launches new line of tattoos

October 12, 2006 /

Seriously, guys: If you’re wack enough to put a tattoo of some so-called rock star all over your entire back…could you at least make sure it’s a star of higher caliber than Adam freaking Duritz?! Have we no standards left?

I mean, honestly, if you’re not afraid of scaring children on the beach with the vision of Adam’s bloated, disembodied, dreadlocked head floating away from them every time you turn your back…you might as well just go whole hog and take a page out of Steve-O’s book:

But at least Steve-O’s is intended to garner laughs, whereas yours will all be accidental. See the difference?

Let’s be clear: You’re allowed to like Counting Crows. You’re allowed to buy all of their CDs, and listen to them as often as you want. You can wear their t-shirts, and put their posters up in your bedroom, and spend all of your spare cash on tickets to watch them in concert. You can even believe, deep down inside, that Adam Duritz is a hip, cool, deeply attractive man. You’re just not advised to ink his face all over your latissimus dorsi. Got it?

Okay, then. No more needles for you, mister! Friends don’t let friends desecrate their bodies with images of whiny, faded 90’s alt-rock artists…no matter how much you might want the orderlies giving you that sponge bath in the nursing home forty years from now to wonder why you put a giant Troll doll in the middle of your back.

It’s just not worth it. Trust us on this.

Gossip, Humor

Donna Martin ovulates!

October 12, 2006 /

Tori Spelling is expecting a child with her new husband, Dean McDermott. Spelling and McDermott are reportedly thrilled to announce their news, as it provides a substantial bright spot in the wake of her father Aaron’s passing and her mother’s inequitable division of the Spelling estate’s assets.

While Tori is saddened that her father will never get to meet his new grandchild, she consoles herself with the knowledge that the man who cast his daughter as the staunchly virginal Donna Martin also died before ever receiving incontrovertible proof that she had actually had sex with anyone.

Actresses, Gossip, News

Youngest Best Actress nominee ever becomes youngest pregnant nominee

October 11, 2006 /

Actress Keisha Castle-Hughes, nominated for an Academy Award at the age of 13 for her lead role as a spunky Maori tribe member in 2002’s “Whale Rider,” recently announced that she is expecting a child this spring.

The now-16-year-old actress is looking forward to raising the baby with her 19-year-old boyfriend, Bradley Hull, a New Zealand-area actor whose interests include fishing, windsurfing, and statutory rape.

Actresses, Gossip

Guess that injured hand’s still good for something, anyway…

October 11, 2006 /


“I am not afraid of McDreamy, and I will beat his ass.”

“Grey’s Anatomy” star Isaiah Washington, apparently fuming with jealousy over the cover photos and other publicity lavished upon fellow cast member Patrick “Dr. McDreamy” Dempsey, reportedly lashed out at his perfectly coiffed co-star in a recent on-set skirmish. According to a source on the scene, tensions boiled over while the cast was waiting out an unspecified delay in shooting:

“What are we waiting on?” said Isaiah.
“Not me,” said Patrick. “I’m always ready.”
“At that point,” said the source, “Isaiah said something mean to T.R. Knight” (who plays mild-mannered Dr. George O’Malley).
“That’s when Patrick told Isaiah, ‘Pick on somebody your own size.’
“Well, that did it. Isaiah became enraged and grabbed Patrick by the throat and shoved him back a few feet.

While we are thrilled for Dr. Burke that the nerve damage in his right hand appears to have healed enough to form a perfectly good choke-hold, we encourage him to seek anger management counseling before any future outbursts threaten to blacken the “pretty blue eyes” of our nation’s favorite neurosurgeon.

Actors, Gossip, TV Dramas

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