Category: Gossip (Page 20 of 50)

Isaiah Washington embraces gay culture

November 7, 2006 /

…or at least one member of said culture, as documented by this historic photo of Washington touching an actual gay man in a non-violent (but also very, very NON-GAY, dammit, let there be no mistake…) manner:

And since I can’t possibly top the hypothetical dialogue provided by our gifted friends at Go Fug Yourself, I will blatantly reprint theirs instead (thanks, GFY!):

Isaiah Washington: Oh, HAHAHAHAHA! Let me playfully touch your arm, Doogie, so as to show America that I totally never made any homophobic comments about George! See, I LOVE gays! Love ’em!

Kate Walsh: I’ve got great hair. I’m going to think about that, and just smile. Like I have no part in whatever the hell Isaiah is doing over here. Great hair. Great, great hair.

Neil Patrick Harris: Is this guy touching my arm? This is that guy who choked Loverboy out, right? Okay, I’m just gonna be cool.

Alyson Hannigan: Should I go back to being a redhead?

Isaiah Washington: See?! I would NEVER say anything mean about the gays. I LOVE THEM. Especially this one. Don’t let my ragaholic behavior influence your People’s Choice vote, America! I was just trying to fix Patrick Dempsey’s HAIR! There was no CHOKING! I was REARRANGING the HAIRS on his NECK. That is ALL!

Kate Walsh: How did I get roped into being the girl on Isaiah’s Goodwill tour? Couldn’t they have made the blonde one do this? At least this color is good on me. You know, I think Willow should go back to red hair.

Neil Patrick Harris: Seriously, dude, get your hand off my arm. Don’t be misled by this week’s classy and nonchalant coming out statement, and my smart yet casual ensemble: Doogie will cut you.

Actors, Gossip, Humor

File under: It’s about damn time

November 7, 2006 /

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, according to multiple reports. The petition cites “irreconcilable differences” as the official reason for the divorce…presumably because there was no box to check for “husband is a freeloading, weed-smoking, backstabbing career killer.”

In other news: The birds are singing, the clouds have parted to reveal glorious blue skies…and Kevin Federline is available to perform at your holiday office party, should you require his services.

Actresses, Gossip, News

Your baby: Is she sexy enough?

November 1, 2006 /


“Who’s your Daddy?”

Anna Nicole Smith is setting new standards in infant sexiness, having reportedly already dyed her not-yet-two-month-old daughter’s hair. Surprisingly, the bottle blonde did not choose an alluring shade of platinum for the girl, but instead a tone that is actually darker than little Danniellyn’s natural color.

According to the Associated Press, Smith may have pulled the stunt to convince inquiring minds that the girl’s father is exactly who Smith says he is, the black-haired Howard K. Stern — rather than Smith’s ex Larry Birkhead, who also claims paternity (and has sandy blonde hair).

In her ongoing quest to lower the self-esteem of girls of all ages, Smith’s next project will presumably be to hire a personal trainer to place the tyke on a strict workout regimen, in order to help Danniellyn lose all that unsightly baby fat.

Actresses, Gossip

Reese finally comes to her senses

October 30, 2006 /

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are splitting up after seven years of marriage, TMZ reports:

The couple’s rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says “We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”

Sources indicated that the couple’s impending divorce was not caused by a single event, but rather a “cumulative” series of events. Experts suggest that, aside from the couple’s obvious imbalance in the areas of talent, intelligence, and overall attractiveness, two key factors in the breakup were a) Reese’s realization that she is Reese Witherspoon and he is Ryan Phillippe; and b) Ryan’s refusal to “shave that shit off his face.”

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Rush Limbaugh, Humanitarian of the Year

October 25, 2006 /

Rush Limbaugh has publicly accused Michael J. Fox of faking his Parkinson’s disease symptoms.

Fox currently appears in a campaign ad for Democratic Senate candidate Claire McCaskill, who supports stem cell research in order to help find cures for debilitating illnesses such as the one from which the former “Spin City” star suffers. In the ads, Fox is visibly shaking as a result of his disease–which led conservative pundit Limbaugh to announce that Fox had staged the tremors in order to garner sympathy for his cause.

Following his announcement, Limbaugh presumably received a flood of calls from his three ex-wives and multiple ex-girlfriends, every one of them confessing that they’d been faking it the whole time, too.

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