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Welcome to the Jungle

It seems like forever since fans of “The Shield” were presented with the shocking death of resident nice guy Curtis Lemansky, but after watching the season six premiere, I’m prepared to agree that it was entirely necessary. This may come as a surprise to many, considering my earlier reactions to the event, but the potential is simply too delicious to pass up; especially now that the show is gearing up for its big finale.

The episode begins with (surprise, surprise) the Strike Team visiting Lem’s grave and, appropriately, honoring his death with an improvised 21 gun salute. It doesn’t take very long before Vic starts questioning how Guardo (Lem’s apparent murder) could possibly be involved, however, and yet despite any real motive, it’s still his only lead. The El Salvadorians may not have had a hand in Lem’s death, but it sure is the Golden Ticket when it comes to gang pride. Everyone is lining up to plead guilty to the act; even those who arrived in the country days after Lem was killed.

Meanwhile, Shane is really feeling the burn of killing his best friend, but when he finds out that Lem was never offered a second deal (but rather agreed to a longer sentence), Shane is forced to deal with the fact that he did so for no reason. As a result, he’s got a death wish that might just come true before the end of the season. That is, if he doesn’t die by his own hand or some junkie arsonist before then.

Kavanaugh isn’t about to believe the El Salvadorian angle for a single minute, either, and though he’s wrong in his accusation of Vic’s involvement in the murder, that doesn’t stop him from launching an investigation of his own. This includes spreading his charm a little too thin and continuing to spread a web of lies, just so that he can see Vic behind bars. Not because he’s necessarily guilty; just because. Still, the guy’s getting a bit out of hand with the whole framing. He’s convinced Emolia to deliver a false statement and has just planted evidence in Vic’s apartment tying him to the case. It’s a desperate move that will eventually result in his downfall, and it couldn’t come at a better time.

I really like the Jon Kavanaugh character, but now it’s just getting out of hand. With Claudette as the new captain and Dutch not at all impressed by his lies, the guy’s going down sooner rather than later. Plus, he’s got Vic threatening to kill him (“You think I’m a cop killer? You’re a cop, right?”) and the Asst. Chief threatening to seize his stripes, so the future doesn’t exactly look bright for the surly IAD agent.

As for the rest of the episode, it was a bit of crapshoot featuring characters that have been dead to me for the past few years. Julian and Tina worked a bullshit case involving a porn shop owner who is terrorized by the grandson of an old woman he fucked for his “Dick In Grannies” video series, and Corrine gets into yet another forgettable tiff with Danny about her relationship with Vic. Oh brother, we’re in for another wild one.

The “24” blog is on paternity leave…

…and I couldn’t have picked a better time. Seriously, who knew that doves, when injected with adrenaline, turned into ravenous, psychotic vultures?

Other questions that sprang to mind:

– How many lines did Chloe have this week?

– Why would Miss Gredenko agree to have his own forearm cut off in order to help Fayed escape, only to rat out Fayed’s identity in a bar, then fall to his (supposed) death underneath the pier? As escape plans go, that one, as they say in “Meet the Robinsons,” was not well thought out.

– How many more hours before Senator Roark squashes the Biscuit like a bug?

– Where the hell are President Buck Buck Brawwwwk and Farmer Hoggett?

And lastly…

– Is there any way they can save this season? I’m not saying the show is over — they’ve endured worse story lines than this — but they’re going to need a really special ending (I’m still hoping for a videotape of David Palmer explaining how Wayne isn’t half the innocent he’s perceived to be) in order to wow us.

I now open the floor to you, good readers. Discuss. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go play with my son. See you next week.

Garrett Slayer

Prison Break: “Sona”

*sigh*

Wouldn’t it have been nice if Linc, Michael and Sarah had just sailed off into the sunset with the five million in tow? Not to kick a dead horse, but the series missed an opportunity for a natural conclusion to its two-year run.

When Sarah showed up at the dock, I kept repeating to myself, “You can visit once you get out on the water! Push away from the f*cking dock!” Of course, Mr. Kim somehow managed to track the brothers through the jungle and stealthily snuck up on boat like some kind of well-dressed ninja.

And just like that, the third season of “Prison Break” began.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Agent Eisen deserves special mention after giving himself up in order to free Sarah (and Linc), but does anyone really think he’s dead? They were careful to shoot the execution scene in such a way that it’s not clear if those masked men came to kill Eisen or to rescue him. Smart money is on the latter.

It was a sweet relief that the whole missed phone call bit didn’t cause any problems during the episode. It was pretty ridiculous that Michael didn’t keep the phone nearby in case Sarah (or even Mahone) tried to contact him. That’s a dumb move for someone smart enough to frame Mahone for drug running. I couldn’t help but feel for the dastardly agent as he called his wife (presumably) for the last time.

But now he and Michael are in a Panamanian prison, partly named “Federale de Sona,” which finally gives some meaning to the cryptic word. It turns out that Sona is a small town in Panama, and apparently, there’s some sort of weird experiment going on at the prison and the Quiet Man wants Scofield’s involvement.

The prospect of Mahone and Scofield working together inside the prison is appealing, and it’s likely that Bellick and T-Bag will join them there before too long. Meanwhile, Sucre is passed out in the middle of the road wondering where his beloved fiancé is trapped, while Lincoln is trying to track down Sarah on the streets of some Panamanian city. Oh, and there’s five million dollars lying in the water next to the dock. Let’s not forget about that.

As we get into season three, will we look back at this episode and wish that they had ended the series? Or will the Sona Experiment take “Prison Break” in new and unexpected directions? Only time will tell, and we’ve got at least five months to wait.

The Sopranos… in seven minutes

Curious about checking out the final season of “The Sopranos” but don’t have the time to watch the previous seasons before it premieres next Sunday?

Don’t fret. Some kid named Paul Gulyas has taken it upon himself to edit a seven minute “refresher” montage that pretty much explains everything that went down during the first six years. He speaks a little fast at times, and it’s probably pretty confusing for someone that’s never seen the show before, but it gets the job done, and just under eight minutes.

Okay, so it’s actually “The Sopranos” in seven minutes and thrirty-five seconds, but feel free to check it out before YouTube takes it down.

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