
The filmmakers involved in the final part of Entertainment Weekly’s three-part series of panels may not all be visionaries, but they are responsible for some of the most highly-anticipated films of the next six months. That is, except for Frank Miller, whose upcoming adaptation of “The Spirit” looks so stupid that it might just kill his career as a filmmaker before it even begins. Of course, since this panel was staged a little differently than others (essentially, it was just an open forum for fans to grill Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow, Zack Snyder and Miller about all things geek), and my recorder was unable to capture most of the sound over all the laughing, I’ve done my best to compile a few of the more memorable moments from the night. Enjoy, and be sure to check back later for a similar deconstruction of Smith’s annual 90-minute talkfest that followed.

Moderator: Comedy is such a subjective art. How much do you rely on audience testing, or do you just follow your gut?
Judd Apatow: Well, I like to test the movies… I feel that if a crowd isn’t laughing it’s pretty clear they aren’t working at all. Sometimes it’s not even laughing you’re tracking, sometimes you’re watching a movie and you’re tracking how much penis you can show in a movie without clearing out an entire room of people.
Kevin Smith: You stole all my cock jokes. Well, I tend to go with the gut, but my gut is prodigious, so that’s good. But my gut has lied to me many times in the past, cause my gut was like “’Jersey Girl’ is a good idea.”

Audience Member: In terms of mainstream Hollywood, do you think they allow for more creative freedom now as opposed to ten years ago, or do all the studios have all you guys by the balls?
Zack Snyder: By the balls.
Frank Miller: By the balls.
Judd Apatow: I might have their balls. Or at least one ball.
Moderator: Anyone else?
Kevin Smith: Me? You’ve gotta have balls to grab, and I don’t.

Audience Member: Because of your experience with Superman, I was wondering how you felt about the current situation and if you think a reboot would be a good idea?
Kevin Smith: Did you not like the last one, “Superman Returns”?
Audience Member: No.
Kevin Smith: Alright. I like Bryan Singer a lot… The Superman movie I was just hoping would be a little more gayer than it was. Um, I just thought there was ample opportunity… I’m all for the reboot. I’m all for giving it another take, or another shot. I don’t think Superman’s dead by any stretch of the imagination. I know they weren’t very happy with how it grossed… but it was a Year One story, and I always thought that “Superman Returns” was like “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” which is just a bunch of shots of the fucking Enterprise – like 45 minutes of it. But for people that were into the Enterprise, it was like porn.







