Whew. For a minute there I thought we were going to be deprived of Lindsay Lohan news for far too long, but as luck would have it she’s back with us again. This time Lindsay has returned to the hospital thanks to a shin-slicing incident. Seems she was stepping out of the shower with her teacup when she slipped and dropped the cup, a chunk of which found its way to tearing up her leg. My only question is who the hell drinks tea while showering? Or was she bathing? Or was she cleaning the soap scum from the tiles? Tea and showers don’t mix, kids, so let this be a serious lesson to you all.
Category: Actresses (Page 253 of 258)
Following in the foreign-adoption footsteps of other celebrity moms such as Angelina Jolie and Mia Farrow, single mom Ryan will adopt a female infant from China.
Informed of the news, aspiring Daddy Brad Pitt said he was flattered, but had no plans to leave Hot Mom Angelina for Ryan. Woody Allen said that he too would prefer to remain with his current child bride, Soon-Yi Previn, but to give him a call as soon as Meg’s new little bundle of joy turns eighteen.
Perhaps brushing up his Ryan Seacrest credentials in case Wisteria Lane decides to off yet another of its residents just in time for spring sweeps, hunky faux plumber James Denton will be hosting the Miss America Pageant on CMT this weekend.
Let’s see, Eva Longoria was recently hawking Chrysler’s new concept car at the North American International Auto Show, Denton is slumming on a cable-TV beauty contest, Nicolette Sheridan hooks up with an old flame to console herself over her many supposed award snubs…and meanwhile, Felicity Huffman just won a Golden Globe for Best Actress to place next to her Emmy on the mantle at home, and is practically guaranteed an Oscar nomination.
Which of these things is not like the others?
Actress Elisabeth Shue is pregnant with her third child at the age of 42. Which of Shue’s films will the proud parents wait the longest before allowing their offspring to view it?
A. “The Saint,” because exposing impressionable children to Val Kilmer’s ego is a disaster waiting to happen;
B. “Leaving Las Vegas,” because it would be too hard to explain why it’s okay for Mommy to let strangers pay her for sex, but not okay for them to insist on using the service entrance; or
C. “Hollow Man,” because it’s “Hollow Man.”
Oh, that Pam Anderson, always finding a way to put herself in the news when she feels no one’s staring at her anymore. Seems she’s gone off the deep end and has demanded that a bust of Colonel Sanders be removed from the state Capitol. Her jealousy raging over those succulent breasts with 11 secret herbs and spices, I can only imagine that she and the rest of the people backing this action are demanding separation of chicken and state (ba doom ching). She claims the bust is a “monument to cruelty.” How ironic, considering her bust is the exact same thing given how many times it’s changed over the years.
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