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Ashlee Sarah Michelle Simpson Gellar

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Okay, pop quiz: Two of these pictures are of Ashlee Simpson before and after her “alleged” plastic surgery. One of these pictures is of Sarah Michelle Gellar, aka our beloved Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Can you guess which is which?

All right, you probably guessed that the two pictures on the left are Ashlee, and the one on the right is Sarah. But you hesitated for just a moment, didn’t you?

Oh well: anything that distances Ashlee from her previous lip-synching-on-SNL look…and makes her look even less like her spotlight-whore sister Jessica…can’t be such a terrible thing, now, can it?

At least as long as that plastic continues to hold up over the years…

The Tom Cruise “To-Do” list: Status update

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“One day I will rule you all. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAA…!”

Marriage to child bride? Check. Virgin birth to thetan-free, genetically superior miracle baby? Check. Conversion of World’s Most Ridiculously Attractive Couple to Scientology? Still working on it…

Not to be satisfied until every A-, B-, and C-list member of the Screen Actors Guild has personally — personally — and publicly professed his or her love for hack 1950’s sci-fi writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise is now going after the biggest of Big Kahunas: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Far from taking offense at Brad and Angie’s presumed failure to congratulate him on the recent adoption birth of his own little adopted clearly not biological daughter Suri, Tom Cruise recently started working the phones on behalf of Hollywood’s favorite cult religion. From VH-1’s Best Week Ever:

Reports are in that Cruise called to congratulate the Tomb Raider star on her new baby with whatshisname and then offered an open invitation to the Scientology center when she returns to LA. He even promised to give her a Scientology award for her human rights work, if she’d just stop by the center.

Okay, maybe this one’s just a rumor…but even if it is, the fact that it seems entirely plausible shows just how far Tom’s star has fallen…or how high his bad crazy moon has risen…or something.

Tina Fey’s posse rules the “Rock”

NBC has posted a three-minute preview of its new fall sitcom “30 Rock” online, and it looks as though the pilot could just as easily have been called, “Tina Fey: This is Your Life.” Though the clip is brief, the cast members shown all clearly have a history with Tina — and Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan in particular can thank Fey for snatching them from post-SNL obscurity.

First up in the homage is Guy Who Cuts in Hot Dog Line. Sharp eyes will recognize him as a longtime member of Chicago’s Second City improv troupe, from the same era during which Dratch and Fey rose to fame. “Rock” cast member Scott Adsit (perhaps best known for his work in TV commercials — such as the one in which he chose an ill-fated vacation to the rainy beaches of “Playa Lluviosa”) also shares a Second City background with Fey, and “assistant” Jack McBrayer performed next door to Tina and company on the Second City Etc. stage in Chicago. Rounding out the cast as Fey’s deliciously scenery-chewing new boss will be frequent Saturday Night Live host Alec Baldwin.

Kudos to Tina for not forgetting the “little people” (and, well, Alec Baldwin…) during her rise to sitcom success. To view the clip in its entirety (and access previews of NBC’s other new fall shows as well), click here.

And it’s worth mentioning that although the preview footage certainly has its flaws, “30 Rock” has already proven itself vastly superior to all five seasons of similarly-named annoyance-fest “Third Rock.”

Looking for the leak on “Fantastic Four 2”?

Here’s your loudmouth:

Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”

Now that he’s not dead…let’s kill him, shall we?

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What man in his right mind would consciously break the heart of Sandy Olsson? Other than Danny Zuko, that is…

After disappearing during a deep-sea fishing trip almost a year ago, Patrick McDermott, the boyfriend of former Grease star Olivia Newton-John was recently seen by three separate witnesses in the Baja Peninsula area.

McDermott is now believed to have faked his own death in order to evade substantial debt and avoid possible jail time for failing to pay child support to his ex-wife.

Informed of the news, all the devastated singer could say was, “I’ve got chills…they’re multiplyin’.” Here’s hoping she’s not hopelessly devoted to this bum. You can do better, Sandy. You always could.

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