Beyonce Knowles. Eva Longoria. Lesbian love scenes.
Does it really take anything more than that to get a movie the green light?
Didn’t think so.
Beyonce Knowles. Eva Longoria. Lesbian love scenes.
Does it really take anything more than that to get a movie the green light?
Didn’t think so.
Recognizing that she is no longer the ingénue she used to be, actress Denise Richards apparently attempted to take out two potential competitors for future “sprightly old lady” roles by assaulting them with a pair of deadly laptops:
Denise Richards had a meltdown on the set of Blonde and Blonder in Vancouver, Canada, on Wednesday when she saw photographers snapping her picture from a third story balcony of the River Rock Casino Resort.
“She went ballistic and approached the photographers screaming,” says an eyewitness.
After trading insults, Richards, 35, launched into a tirade and threw two lap top computers off the third story balcony, hitting two women, ages 81 and 90, sitting on the couch in the lobby.
For the record, one of the two women struck by IBM’s finest technology was reportedly wheelchair-bound…but she still presumably “started it.”
Britney Spears has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, according to multiple reports. The petition cites “irreconcilable differences” as the official reason for the divorce…presumably because there was no box to check for “husband is a freeloading, weed-smoking, backstabbing career killer.”
In other news: The birds are singing, the clouds have parted to reveal glorious blue skies…and Kevin Federline is available to perform at your holiday office party, should you require his services.
Anna Nicole Smith is setting new standards in infant sexiness, having reportedly already dyed her not-yet-two-month-old daughter’s hair. Surprisingly, the bottle blonde did not choose an alluring shade of platinum for the girl, but instead a tone that is actually darker than little Danniellyn’s natural color.
According to the Associated Press, Smith may have pulled the stunt to convince inquiring minds that the girl’s father is exactly who Smith says he is, the black-haired Howard K. Stern — rather than Smith’s ex Larry Birkhead, who also claims paternity (and has sandy blonde hair).
In her ongoing quest to lower the self-esteem of girls of all ages, Smith’s next project will presumably be to hire a personal trainer to place the tyke on a strict workout regimen, in order to help Danniellyn lose all that unsightly baby fat.
Michael Jackson is in love. With a woman. No, really. Their eyes met across a crowded room, and…oh, never mind. We don’t believe the story, either.
We just hope that, if 39-year-old Nanny Chumbawumba is in fact going through with this transparent ruse, she takes their wedding vows with a spoonful of sugar salt…and is adequately compensated for her inconveniences. She may also want to give Katie Holmes a call, in order to glean a few tips on living life in the limelight of a loveless, ill-advised marriage to a carnival sideshow freak.
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