Hey, remember when Carol Burnett used to be funny? Well, apparently she couldn’t take it when “Family Guy” parodied her cleaning woman character that was always seen at the end of Burnett’s TV show and placed her in a sex shop in a 2006 episode. She sued. However, a judge just dismissed the case, and Peter Griffin is once again a guilty free man. Not guilt-free, mind you. So all is right in the world once again and Carol can try to scrape up a couple mil somewhere else for another face lift.
With less than two months to go before “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s big day, several publications are reporting that the wedding has been suddenly called off. There aren’t many facts to back this rumor up – as Eva was recently seen wearing her engagement ring around town – but if true, this will likely go down as yet another celebrity relationship gone wrong.
Anne heche will never free herself of her own self-imposed crazy stigma. As of late, her estranged husband Coley Laffoon has insisted she get a psychological evaluation due to some alleged strange behavior and her (allegedly) being stable enough to care fot their son. Hey, remember that lesbian love scene Anne did in that one movie no one saw, except for that one scene? Yeah, she’ll never escape that, either.
Seriously, people, there’s currently a small but really, really devout chunk of the population who’s currently ready to just firebomb the living shit out of The CW. I mean, statistically, just about everyone who watched one of those shows watched the other. Now, okay, losing “Gilmore Girls” was something you could kinda see coming; after the Palladinos were shown the door, it felt like the lifeblood of the show had gone with them, despite the best attempts of David Rosenthal to fill their shoes. But Rob Thomas was scrambling so desperately to keep “Veronica Mars” on the air (my interest was definitely piqued by his pitch to fast-forward the show a few years and put Veronica in the FBI Academy) that, damn, I can’t believe they didn’t throw him a bone for at least half a season or something…
Oh, well. Let us shed our tears and move on to The CW’s fall line-up and see what we can expect.
MONDAY
Hooray! Another season of “Everybody Loves Chris” at 8 PM! Why, that almost makes up for my complete indifference about the return of “Girlfriends” and “The Game” during the 9 – 10 PM timeslot. At 8:30, we get a new sitcom: “Aliens in America.” But not the good kind of aliens. Damn.
“ALIENS IN AMERICA” – Justin Tolchuk (Dan Byrd, “The Hills Have Eyes”) is a sensitive, lanky 16-year-old just trying to make it through the social nightmare of high school in Medora, Wisconsin, with the help of his well-meaning mom Franny (Amy Pietz, “Caroline in the City”), aspiring-entrepreneur dad Gary (Patrick Breen, “Kevin Hill”), and his popular sister Claire (Lindsey Shaw, “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”), who is sweetly unaware of how good-looking she is. When Franny signs up for the school’s international exchange student program, she pictures an athletic, brilliant Nordic teen who will bestow instant coolness on her outsider son. However, when the Tolchuk’s exchange student arrives, he turns out to be Raja Musharaff (Adhir Kalyan, “Fair City”), a 16-year-old Pakistani Muslim. Despite the cultural chasm between them, Justin and Raja quickly develop an unlikely friendship that just might allow them to navigate the minefield that is contemporary high school. It’s going to be a very interesting year for Raja, Justin, his family and the entire population of Medora. ALIENS IN AMERICA is from CBS Paramount Network Television Inc. and Warner Bros. Television with executive producers Tim Doyle (“Jake in Progress”), Moses Port (“Just Shoot Me,” “Mad About You”) and David Guarascio (“Just Shoot Me,” “Mad About You”). Luke Greenfield (“The Girl Next Door”) directed the pilot.
Meh. There’s really not much about the concept that sounds all that interesting to me…which means that it should fit right in with the majority of The CW’s sitcoms.
…but let’s get the bad news out of the way first: we asked Peter Liguori, Fox’s President of Entertainment, point blank as to whether the show might yet be saved if it somehow sets ratings records when its last two episodes air on July 4th.
His response: “As near and dear to my heart as that show is, I would say that that’s definitely a long shot.”
Ah, well. Not that anyone expected it would play out any differently, I’m sure, but it would’ve been nice if he’d gone out on a limb and, “By God, if that thing scores such-and-such a rating, then we sure WILL pick it back up!” But no such luck.
So, okay, now that we’re pretty sure about what isn’t going to be on Fox’s 2007 – 2008 fall schedule, let’s take a look at what will…but be forewarned about one thing: Fox is playing the game of having one schedule in the fall and one schedule in the spring. Not that that’s anything new, but it does show a certain amount of foresight to be willing to lay out their strategy this early.
MONDAY
The fall starts out with “Prison Break” in the 8 PM timeslot, followed by a new drama, “K-Ville,” which is already destined to create a stir because of its setting.
K-VILLE: From writer and executive producer Jonathan Lisco (“NYPD Blue,” “The District”) comes a heroic police drama set in New Orleans. Two years after Katrina, the city is still in chaos. Many cops have quit, and the jails, police stations and crime labs still haven’t been properly rebuilt. But the cops who remain have courage to burn and a passion to reclaim and rebuild their city. MARLIN BOULET (Anthony Anderson, “The Departed,” “The Shield”) is a brash, funny, in-your-face veteran of the NOPD’s Felony Action Squad, the specialized unit that targets the most-wanted criminals. Even when his partner deserted him during the storm, Boulet held his post, spending days in the water saving lives and keeping order. Now he’s unapologetic about bending the rules when it comes to collaring bad guys. Boulet’s new partner, TREVOR COBB (Cole Hauser, “The Break-Up,” “ER”), was a soldier in Afghanistan before joining the NOPD. He’s tough and committed, but if he’s less than comfortable with Boulet’s methods, it’s because he’s harboring a dark secret. Cobb has come to New Orleans seeking redemption, but redemption can be dangerous. Will Boulet be able to trust him? Will Cobb’s past endanger them both? Rounding out the crew of cops are hotheaded BILLY “K-9” FAUST (Maximiliano Hernández, “Law & Order,” “Shark”), who often speaks before thinking; wisecracking JEFF “GLUE BOY” GOODEN (Blake Shields, “Sleeper Cell,” “Veronica Mars”), the team’s comic relief; tough-as-nails GINGER “LOVE TAP” LeBEAU (Tawny Cypress, “Heroes”), the only female on the squad, who gives as good as she gets; and CAPTAIN JAMES EMBRY (John Carroll Lynch, “Zodiac,” “The Drew Carey Show”), who wrangles the eclectic personalities of his squad with equal parts humor and tenacity.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/WRITER: Jonathan Lisco
DIRECTOR: Deran Sarafian
CAST: Anthony Anderson as Marlin Boulet, Cole Hauser as Trevor Cobb, Maximiliano Hernández as Billy “K-9” Faust, Blake Shields as Jeff “Glue Boy” Gooden, Tawny Cypress as Ginger “Love Tap” LeBeau, John Carroll Lynch as Captain James Embry
Come January, “K-Ville” will apparently move to the 8 PM timeslot, and, upon its completion, “Prison Break” will return to that timeslot while “24” reclaims the 9 PM slot.
Oh, and check this out: another writer on the teleconference basically called Fox out on how crap “24” has been this season and wanted to know if things were gonna change next year. Having been put on the spot, Mr. Liguori responded thusly:
“We’ve heard what the show’s loyal audience has said to us, and I’ll tell you that it’s really fuelled the show runners to be more daring with what they do next year. I’ve always likened ‘24’ to a James Bond movie – every one offers a different vision, different villains, a different love interest – and I have every confidence that Joel (Surnow), Bob (Cochran), and Howard (Gordon) will come back with a daring and loquacious swing at the plate with the next season of ’24,’ and I’m looking forward to next year.”
Nice comeback. We’ll see if his confidence turns out to be warranted…
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