Author: Will Harris (Page 242 of 261)

Will is a member of the Television Critics Association and has written for Decider.com, the Onion A.V. Club, The Dissolve, Indiewire, Rhino.com, TV Week Magazine, The Virginian-Pilot, Popdose.com, and EW.com along with writing for Bullz-Eye.com and Premium Hollywood.

“Commander Abrams, would you take the helm, please…?”

In what one can only presume is J.J. Abrams’ desire to fulfill a personal dream, the creator of “Alias” and “Lost” (and let’s not forget “Felicity” and “What About Brian?”) has signed on produce and co-write the new “Star Trek” flick

…and all I can say is, it’s about freakin’ time someone at Paramount got their head out of their arse and assigned someone to a “Trek” project who might actually successfully revive the franchise.

I mean, I’m a “Trek” fan from way back…ever since I saw “Who Mourns For Adonais?” (the episode where the crew of the Enterprise meet the god Apollo) at my cousin’s house in Roanoke, VA, when my age was still in single digits…but the last feature film, “Nemesis,” was crap. And it didn’t have to be, man. They had John Logan, the guy who wrote “The Aviator” and “Gladiator,” do the screenplay…but, then, director Stuart Baird decided to make it into an utterly lame action flick. Dude, it’s only a little about the action, and a lot about the characters.

Fortunately, Abrams and his “M:I 3” co-writers, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, are teaming up again to do the “Trek” script…but no-one seems sure what it’ll be about. Initial reports said the script “will center on the early days of seminal Trek characters James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock, including their first meeting at Starfleet Academy and first outer space mission,” but that claim seems to have fallen by the wayside. (At the very least, it’s not mentioned on the official Star Trek website.) But lord knows Abrams has a universe of material to work with; in addition to the original series, he’s got “The Next Generation,” “Deep Space Nine,” “Voyager,” and “Enterprise” at his disposal…and with someone of his reputation at the helm of the film, it’s very reasonable to suspect that he could get just about any member of the “Trek” illuminati to return if the script utilized them well.

Whatever J.J. and his compatriots come up with, I’m already laying odds it’ll be right up there with “Khan.” And that’s a hell of a limb for me to crawl out on, since “Khan” is my favorite movie of all time…

Lindsay Lohan revealed to be…

…a drooling idiot.

That, or “Entertainment: Tonight” is for printing this quote about Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’ new daughter, which only qualifies as useable because Lohan said it (as opposed to a NON-famous yokel):

“At the Conde Nast Traveler party in New York, LINDSAY LOHAN revealed she approved of this star baby name: ‘That’s a pretty name, Suri!'”

Immediately thereafter, Lohan reportedly clapped her hands together excitedly, then asked “ET” to “tell me again about the rabbits.”

The number-one super guy is coming to DVD.

“Who is this super hero? Sarge? No! Rosemary, the telephone operator? No! Henry, the mild-mannered janitor…? Could be!”

Hong Kong Phooey – who, as you may know, has got style, a groovy smile, and a bod that just won’t stop – is making the move to DVD as part of Hanna-Barbara’s ongoing quest to keep all of my favorite childhood cartoons available so that I can force them upon my daughter. (Can Captain Caveman and Jabberjaw be so far away…?)

Included on the set will be all 31 episodes of the show, and the special features will include a storyboarded episode of the show, as well as a documentary on the creation of the show, which – based on previous such featurettes on other HB releases – will be worth the cost of the set in and of itself.

August 15th, baby. Just in time for my birthday.

Is it wrong that I laughed…

…when I first got on Yahoo! this morning and saw that, directly underneath the Entertainment news box that boldly announced that Tom and Katie had their baby, the Buzz Log box posed the question, “How hard is it to fake a pregnancy?”

Mind you, they were talking about the Missouri couple who claimed they had sextuplets when, in fact, they had no babies at all…but, still, I laughed really hard.

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