Author: Will Harris (Page 230 of 261)

Will is a member of the Television Critics Association and has written for Decider.com, the Onion A.V. Club, The Dissolve, Indiewire, Rhino.com, TV Week Magazine, The Virginian-Pilot, Popdose.com, and EW.com along with writing for Bullz-Eye.com and Premium Hollywood.

Well, that’s just fan-smurfing-tastic.

While not a 100% guarantee by any means, it looks like 2007 is set to be the year that the Smurfs finally make their debut on DVD.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I can say pretty unequivocably that “The Smurfs” were the official turning point for Saturday morning TV for me. I had a lot of years under my belt of vegging out and watching anything and everything the networks threw at me, but “The Smurfs” were the beginning of the end. Soon, I would buy a button that said “Nuke the Smurfs,” and I would begin my rebellious stage…which, if memory serves, consisted mostly of wearing the button and not much else.

Go ahead, Sam, tell us what you REALLY think.

Samuel L. Jackson used his MTV Movie Awards appearance to present the award for Best Movie and got the maximum amount of promotion for his OWN new movie out of it.

Here’s the link, so you can see it for yourself, but in case MTV decides to yank it, here’s the transcript, word for motherfuckin’ word:

“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: Best Movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart, because next year, I’ll be winning it…for ‘Snakes On A Plane.’ Now, I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I am guaranteeing that ‘Snakes On A Plane’ will win Best Movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The new James Bond…? No snakes in that! ‘Oceans Thirteen’? Where the snakes at?!? ‘Shrek the Third’? Green…but not a snake! No movie shall triumph over ‘Snakes On A Plane’…UNLESS I happen to feel like making a movie called ‘More Motherfucking Snakes On More Motherfucking Planes’! Here are your nominees for Best Movie…”

DAMN, I love Sam Jackson…

Looking for the leak on “Fantastic Four 2”?

Here’s your loudmouth:

Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”

Well, this ought to really piss off “TV Guide” subscribers.

In a advertising team-up with the networks, the next issue of TV Guide will feature a DVD glued to the front. The disc will include previews of the new and returning shows that’ll be airing this summer, in an attempt to get more viewers to tune in to the new, original programming.

The only catch: this DVD won’t be available to subscribers. If they want to watch it, they’ll have to buy a second copy of the magazine on the newsstand.

Yeah, that seems fair.

That’s even more sad than that crying Indian from those “don’t litter” ads in the ’70s…!

This morning, Katie Couric bid a tearful farewell to “The Today Show,” and, dammit, I even got a little misty…particularly when I realized that, now that she’ll be behind the anchor desk at “The CBS Evening News,” I won’t be able to see her legs, which always gave me a reason to get up in the morning…well, um, I mean, besides my wife and kid.

Ahem.

There were some very funny moments during the various clip segments that covered Couric’s entire tenure at the show, but somber moments appeared as well. In fact, when we were watching the various key news stories that she’d been a part of over the years, my wife observed sadly that “when (our daughter) gets to school, there’ll be so many things in her history book that we never would’ve imagined when we were her age.” Given that she made this comment as the screen showed clips from 9/11, Hurrricane Katrina, and the Columbine massacre, I dare say she didn’t mean it as a good thing.

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