Author: Will Harris (Page 219 of 261)

Will is a member of the Television Critics Association and has written for Decider.com, the Onion A.V. Club, The Dissolve, Indiewire, Rhino.com, TV Week Magazine, The Virginian-Pilot, Popdose.com, and EW.com along with writing for Bullz-Eye.com and Premium Hollywood.

America’s TV critics are, for the most part, on crack.

Present company excluded, of course…but that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why, in a poll of 66 TV critics throughout the US, the winner for this season’s Best New Comedy and second-best show of the entire new season was…”Ugly Betty.”

God bless America Ferrera, the actress who plays Betty, but I’ve seen the pilot episode, and…well, not to spoil our upcoming Fall TV Preview piece, but this is what I said of the show:

“That sucking sound you hear is the testosterone departing your system at a rapid clip. This is ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ as interpreted by ABC Family…and Vanessa Williams ain’t no Meryl Streep, lemme tell ya. No, actually, this is an adaptation of the popular Spanish telenovela ‘Yo Soy Betty, La Fea’ (translated as ‘I Am Betty, The Ugly One’). I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised that ABC was too scared to make Betty legitimately ugly; instead, America Ferrera has enough legitimate cuteness peeking through that you’re constantly waiting for the simple makeover that could make her into a knockout. Expect fans of the original show to be horrified at this poor translation. In fact, it’s hard to imagine that anyone other than girls on the cusp of pubescence or desperately single women in their 20s and 30s will be able to stand this for even 30 minutes. Oh, and did I mention that it’s an hour long?”

So what I’m saying is, forget “Ugly Betty.” If you need a comedy fix this fall, go with “The Knights of Prosperity,” formerly known as “Let’s Rob Mick Jagger.”

It’s how he would’ve wanted to go.

And as God as my witness, I’m not trying to be an asshole when I say that about the fact that “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin was killed during an animal attack.

Granted, he probably would’ve preferred that the animal in question was a croc rather than a sting ray.

Irwin was filming an episode of “Ocean’s Deadliest,” and swam too close to one of the rays, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said. “He came on top of the stingray and the stingray’s barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart,” said Stainton, who was on board Irwin’s boat at the time. Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.

I must say, although I wasn’t a dedicated viewer of Irwin’s work, whenever I caught it, his enthusiasm was infectious. At least he went out doing the work that he loved…and that’s why I stand by the subject line.

If you hear the sound of water pouring…

…it’s probably just Trekkies pissing themselves with excitement at the announcement that Paramount has been in contact with both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy about the possibility of them being involved in J.J. Abrams’ new “Star Trek” film.

“The head of production at Paramount called my agency to tell them about this project and they are aware of Bill [Shatner]’s and my contribution to the franchise,” Nimoy explained, “and they’d like us to know they might want some involvement. It was all very, very general.

“They might possibly want Bill and I to set up the story as a flashback,” added Nimoy. “But that’s just conjecture on my part.”

By the way, it’s interesting to note that Nimoy had it written into his contract that he must approve of any other individual cast to play the role of Spock. Talk about thinking ahead…

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