Author: Will Harris (Page 166 of 261)

Will is a member of the Television Critics Association and has written for Decider.com, the Onion A.V. Club, The Dissolve, Indiewire, Rhino.com, TV Week Magazine, The Virginian-Pilot, Popdose.com, and EW.com along with writing for Bullz-Eye.com and Premium Hollywood.

Sooooooo…did you watch Fox’s “Nashville” on Friday?

That’s okay, neither did anyone else.

Ouch.

Sorry, but it’s true: Fox scored a 3rd-place finish on Friday, and the premiere episode of the so-called “docu-soap” about the life of several aspiring country singers trying to get their big break in Music City, USA – which aired this past Friday at 9 PM – scored a lowly 1.0 rating amongst adults aged 18 – 49, which is precisely the demographic that was supposed to be excited about the show.

To put this in a little better perspective, “America’s Funniest Home Videos” scored a 1.8 in the same timeslot.

Ouch again.

Frankly, though, we’re not even remotely surprised…and, if anything, we’re a little too gleeful about the show’s failure. We said all along that the show was a ridiculously airbrushed representation of your average struggling performers in Nashville, with every one of its cast members way prettier than most people who are out there trying to get a recording contract. And, then, when we finally saw the first episode of the show, we couldn’t believe how incredibly contrived it felt. It’s from the same people who brought you “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County,” so our standards weren’t that high to begin with, but “Nashville” hit new lows with lines that felt fake, forced, and straight out of a grade-Z drama.

Stay tuned for a cancellation announcement any day now. It’s one thing to pull in low ratings on a Friday night, but it’s quite another for a brand-new show to turn in a showing that’s less than the numbers a “Bones” re-run pulled in the same spot a few weeks back.

If you’re curious, though, here’s what you’re missing:

Hail Satan…um, I mean, let us further praise “Reaper.”

They’re watching you.

And you’d better be watching them.

But just in case you didn’t see my write-up on The CW’s new drama, “Reaper,” in Bullz-Eye’s Fall TV Preview, let me throw it out here for the PH readership as well…

Reaper (Tuesday, September 25 @ 9:00 PM, The CW)
Starring: Bret Harrison, Tyler Labine, Ray Wise, Missy Peregrym, Rick Gonzalez, Valarie Rae Miller, Donavon Stinson, Andrew Airlie.
Producers: Michele Fazekas, Tara Butters, Mark Gordon, Deb Spera and Tom Spezialy.

Network’s Description: For the first 20 years of his life, Sam wondered why his parents went so easy on him. Whether it was school, sports or career choices, Sam’s mom and dad always let him get by with the least possible effort. As a result, Sam skipped college, took a dead-end job at the local Work Bench home improvement store and now wastes endless hours playing video games. Everything in his slacker world changed the day Sam turned 21 and discovered the ungodly reason his parents let him slide: they sold his soul to the devil before he was even born.

Though his guilt-ridden parents try to explain the circumstances that led them to the forfeit his soul, Sam can’t wrap his mind around what is happening to him. He’s always been the under-achieving son, while his younger brother Kyle was pushed to get straight A’s, excel at every sport and join every club. Kyle resents the easy ride Sam has enjoyed, and Sam can’t help but feel jealousy over Kyle’s achievements. What neither brother realizes is that their lives have been shaped by forces they can’t yet begin to understand.

When Satan himself drops by to personally explain that Sam must now serve as his bounty hunter, tracking down evil souls that have escaped and returning them to Hell, Sam refuses to accept his bizarre fate. After getting just a glimpse of Satan’s temper, however, Sam realizes that breaking a deal with the devil has consequences that are very, very bad. Still, Sam is fascinated by the devil’s charm and his flattering insistence that Sam is full of untapped potential.

Armed with a constantly changing series of vessels — starting with a Dirt Devil mini-vacuum — to collect the escapees, Sam finds that his new line of work is dangerous and frightening, even with the goofball help of his friends and co-workers Bert “Sock” Wysocki and Ben, along with Sock’s former-girlfriend-turned-paralegal, Josie. Sock has been Sam’s closest friend and slacker role model for many years and was the first person Sam turned to with the news about his gig with the devil. A perennial adolescent who attended high school on the six-year plan, Sock is perfectly happy with his life and his job at The Work Bench, where he is a thorn in the side of the assistant manager, Ted. Sock thinks Sam’s news is totally cool, and is happy to help with Sam’s assignments from Hell. Ben, on the other hand, immediately grasps the seriousness of Sam’s situation. A college student and the son of a reverend, Ben is also on board to help, but he knows that dealing with the devil is no game. Sam knows he’ll have to go to great lengths to hide his new identity from the person who matters most in his world: his smart and pretty co-worker Andi. Trapped by his lack of self-confidence, Sam has loved Andi from afar, despite Sock’s constant urging that he ask her out. Andi had gone away to college, but came home to her mother and her job at The Work Bench after her father died. Now she’s stuck in a safe job and a safe friendship with Sam.

Though his life has suddenly turned weird and scary, Sam is surprised to find that he somehow feels good about his newfound “mission” — removing evil-doers from the world and sending them back where they belong. Back when nothing was expected of him, Sam never had to push himself to achieve. Now, with his friends and his trusty vessel-of-the-week at his side, Sam is ready to face his destiny as the Reaper.

The Buzz: Based on two weeks at the TCA press tour, it seems as though virtually every critic who’s watched this show has fallen in love with it from the get-go. It plays like a guy’s version of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” and Ray Wise’s demonic grin as The Devil is as good as the personification of evil gets. The fact that Kevin Smith directed the pilot adds seriously to its indie cred, too.
Pilot Highlight: Ray Wise’s sudden and dramatic change in tone and facial expression when Sam informs The Devil that he’s not gonna do any more of this soul-catching stuff.
Casting Caveat: Nikki Reed, who originally played the object of Sam’s affections, has been replaced by Missy Peregrym.

Bottom Line: Best show of the 2007 season on any network. Even factoring in that it’s an hour long rather than 30 minutes, it’s still probably about ten times funnier than any of the season’s new sitcoms. This ringing endorsement has been brought to you by the same person who envisioned a bright and prosperous future for “The Knights of Prosperity” and “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip,” of course, but it’s no less heartfelt for that track record.

If you need a reason to tune in to the “Family Guy” season premiere…

…will this promo poster do?

The episode airs on Sunday, Sept. 23, at 9:00 PM, and it’s a special one-hour episode. Here’s Fox’s official description of the proceedings:

After the Griffins lose power, Peter entertains the family with the greatest story ever told…the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death in the “Blue Harvest” episode of FAMILY GUY.

Of course, you know they’re gonna hear it from the cooler-than-thou crowd that’ll turn up their noses and say, “‘Robot Chicken’ did it first, AND they had George Lucas’s approval!” But, hey, “The ‘Star Wars’ Holiday Special” doesn’t have George Lucas’s approval, either, and I’ll still watch that.

(Well, once every four or five years, anyway. It takes at least that long to get Carrie Fisher’s musical tribute to Life Day out of my head.)

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