Ain’t nothin’ better than good ol’ redneck ignorance.
Apparently Reverend Phelps has something against Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. Well, at least he thinks he does. Watch and listen to him ramble on about all the sin in the country while using the two as a springboard to attack things he’s too afraid of. Ahh, Fred. All you need is a little love and to crawl out of the Stone Age. C’mon now, it’s not so hard.
If you have nothing better to do and you spend your days reading tabloaids and wishing you coul dmeet all the great stars in the world, then you might like to check out the fun at CelebSafari. Nothing but wall to wall shots of every day people like you ‘n me getting their pics snapped with famous celebs. Check out the dude playin’ banjo with Steve Martin by his side, or how about the guy smack dab in between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Oh, I’d post some samples here, but it’s one of those sites where you have to actually look at the shource code for the pages and then they’re just too damn big. So kill some time and enjoy starstruck folks enjoying their photo ops.
“What do you mean you’re gonna ‘kick my ass’?”
Lindsay Lohan can’t get a break anymore. After being hit by a letter from a studio honcho bitching about her partying earlier this month, William H. Macy is now putting the Linz in her place for her tardiness on the sets. Macy puts it this way,
“I think what an actor has to realize (is that) when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you,” Macy told reporters Thursday. “There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked.”
That’s right, Lohan. William H. Macy is gonna kick your ass if he’s ever in another movie with you in which you show up late to film your little bits!
Why do people keep giving this guy such golden opportunities? OK, well the Teen Choice Awards were better suited to K-Fed, but now the no-talent hack is going to appear on “CSI”. What’s next, a key to the city? A Pulitzer Prize? Oh, let’s just let K-Fed take it from here.
“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role.” He adds that the offer came about quickly. “I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards,” he says, “and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”
Wait, K-Fed, this isn’t your first time acting. Your marriage to Britney could be considered that. And if not that, then certainly your music career would be. Now stop lying and promise me your character gets killed off before the opening credits roll.
But SNL will be cutting some cast members due to budgetary constraints. According to the story, no new cast members will be added, but four will definitely be dropped. Lorne Michaels says that the announcements of who is going will be made around Labor Day. Honestly, I can’t think of the last time I watched a new episode of the show. It had to be when Will Ferrell and that whole crew were still on.
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