Author: Jason Zingale (Page 134 of 154)

Hey Hey Hurley, you’re some kind of crazy island

If I was a guessing man, I’d say that Hurley is quite possibly the most important person on the island. He’s also the most interesting too, so it’s not surprising that his flashback episodes always seem to uncover the most secrets, even when they don’t uncover hardly anything at all. This week was a perfect example of that. Sick and tired of sneaking around the other survivors with his horde of food, Hurley finally confesses to Libby of his “problem,” and being the kind person that she is, Libby encourages him to take charge. Of course, opening up all of the food and tossing it around wasn’t exactly the best rule of action. Ya know, you could have just taken it back to the hatch for everyone else to enjoy. Sheesh, the sun must be getting to them…

Anyways, Hurley is back to normal for like… three minutes when he discovers the food replenishments that were dropped down from the sky at the end of last week’s episode. Not reacting well to the news, Hurley begins to walk away when he notices a man in a bathrobe standing in the middle of the forest. Turns out, the guy he’s seeing is David, a “friend” of his from the loony bin who may or may not be real. The audience discovers later that he’s just a figment of his imagination, but that’s hardly important considering the real shocker: Libby was a patient at the very same asylum. Hurley always said that she looked familiar, but I wouldn’t have guessed in a million years that the fanboys would be right about this one.

Other important events in tonight’s episode:

1) Hurley beats up Sawyer after the Ragin’ Cajun refers to him as “deep dish”
2) Creepy Balloon Guy reveals he’s an Other and Ana Lucia saves his life
3) Creepy Balloon Guy also explains to Locke that the Countdown is a hoax

Number one was great, and number two will probably play a bigger part as Ana Lucia and Sayid grow closer, but the third event was by far the most important. If the Countdown is just one big hoax, then does this lend to the idea that the island is an experiment? Also, if Locke is gonna be out of commission for a few weeks with a bum leg, why isn’t he working on getting a closer look at the blacklight map?

DVD shuffle: 04/04/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe – BUY: It ain’t no “Lord of the Rings.” Hell, it ain’t even “Harry Potter,” but it’s still excellent fantasy material that just about anybody will enjoy. Oh, did I mention the almost ten hours of bonus features? Now we’re talking…

2) Brokeback Mountain – RENT: Yes, I know, the movie’s good – I saw it – but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s worth owning. In fact, the bonus material is so horrible that it seems impossible Focus won’t try and sucker hardcore fans out of another hard earner 20 bucks when they release a Dangit! We Shoulda Won Special Edition six months later.

3) Crash: Director’s Cut – BUY: If you don’t already own the film on DVD, then this is the one you should pick up. Unfortunately, everyone and their mother rushed out to buy the single-disc version when the movie stole (yes, stole) the Oscar for Best Picture.

Also out this week is season four releases of “The A-Team,” “Knight Rider,” and “Magnum P.I.,” as well as the “David Spade Collection,” the “Mel Brooks Collection” and the music documentary “New York Doll.”

Sorry, Sam, but “Slither” beat you to the punch

Everybody here at Premium Hollywood has had their say about the upcoming release of Sam Jackson’s “Snakes on a Plane,” including me, but with this weekend’s release of the James Gunn horror-comedy “Slither,” it looks like “SoaP” can no longer be called the next great cult film. It isn’t just the audiences that are loving it either. The film currently has an 88% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes (out of 65 reviews). “Slither” is everything that fanboys could only hope “SoaP” is, but with five more months to wait until it’s theatrical release, you might as well check out “Slither” in the meantime.

Also out this week: two horrible sequels (“Ice Age 2” and “Basic Instinct 2“), as well as a yet another urban rap drama (“ATL”). Seriously, how many more of these shitty movies are they going to make?

The More You Know…

Did anybody else happen to catch the mockcommercials on NBC tonight featuring the cast of “The Office”? I nearly missed them while speeding through the other stupid ads (i heart TiVo), but was lucky enough to see them all; there was even one that aired during “My Name Is Earl.” Originality: this is exactly why the series is doing as well as it is. NBC has definitely got something here. Maybe next week we’ll see the cast of “Scrubs” doing fake PSA’s of their own. We can only hope.

Zero hour ain’t so bad

Poor Locke! The old dog finally shakes the ghost of his father, and then, after learning of his death via the weekly obit column, discovers that he’s not really dead. To make matters worse, he asks Peggy Bundy to marry him, only to get denied and sent packing. AND THEN… back on Temptation Island (oh wait, that’s a different show), he gets trapped inside the hatch alone with Creepy Balloon Guy, and when they manage to jar open the blast door, it falls right onto John’s legs. Ouch. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking down, and when it hits zero (or does it?), all of the normal lights go out. Then, several blacklights turn on and reveal… a giant map with a big question mark in the middle drawn in pink invisible ink on the very blast door that Locke is trapped beneath.

As Locke waits for help (none of which he gets because Jack and Sawyer are in the middle of a pissing match), Charlie, Sayid and Ana locate the smiley face balloon and the supposed grave of Creepy Balloon Guy’s wife. What the trio discovers, however, is not the body of a dead woman, but rather a dead black man with a driver’s license that reads: Henry Gale, the alias that Creepy Balloon Guy has been using for the past few weeks. Uh-oh! Someone’s been caught with their hand in the cookie jar!

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