Author: Jason Zingale (Page 104 of 154)

You Ain’t the First

It didn’t take very long for Kavanaugh to buckle under pressure. Or better yet, the guilt of framing an innocent man. After getting a warrant to search Vic’s apartment – which conveniently led Dutch to a variety of perfect evidence – an APB is put out on the Strike Team leader for further question. It should have been a dead giveaway that Kavanaugh was up to no good when Billings himself stated the obvious (“Vic wouldn’t off his own guy”) – not to mention Shane’s remark about a possible set up– but apparently Dutch and Claudette aren’t as smart as we all thought.

Then again, both proved us wrong later on. First, Dutch tricked Kavanaugh into giving himself away when he interrogated Emolia without his knowing, and then Claudette pulled the old good cop shtick on Emolia that led to Kavanaugh finally confessing. He must have felt pretty darn guilty for forcing all this on the single mother, and as a result, he was arrested and sent to lockup. It was nice to see that he had the courage to confess, but it would have been so much better if Dutch actually caught him in the act. Goodbye, Jon Kavanaugh. We despised thee well.

Meanwhile, the Strike Team continues to search for Guardo, but after they hear about Vic’s warrant over the radio, Shane and Ronnie are sent packing. Vic heads across the border to stir up the pot with some Biz Lat banger named Salsetta, but after taking the guy hostage (in his own territory and surrounded by twenty other Mexicans, no less), he doesn’t get what he needs. Instead, Vic decides that kidnapping Guardo’s girlfriend is the quick and easy route to settling things with the presumed cop killer, despite extreme hesitation from Shane. We all know why, of course, but Vic has yet to find out. The previews for next sure point toward the possibility that Shane will come clean, but I think that it’s still too early for that bomb to drop. Plus, does anyone really think that Shawn Ryan and Co. are ballsy enough to kill another character so soon?

Unfortunately, because most of this week’s episode was dedicated to the sudden implosion of Kavanaugh and his career, not much else happened. Shane has certainly been trying to drop subtle hints that he’s responsible for Lem’s death, but neither Vic nor Ronnie seem to want to listen. We also discovered that Danni passed her Sergeant’s exam, but with one caveat: she has to accept the job. Now. Also, Aceveda stopped by to let it be known that – yes – he’s still on the show, but his pointless discussion with Claudette was nothing but filler material. Maybe he’ll play a bigger role in the case against Vic now that Kavanaugh’s out of the picture. He is, after all, the man that started it all.

Just friends

It must have been birthday night on HBO, because not only did Tony celebrate his special day on the season premiere of “The Sopranos,” but so did Vincent Chase on “Entourage.” We already knew that Turtle would be in charge of the party planning, so the big question on everybody’s mind was if Vince would actually invite Ari to his big soiree. Some might say that’s not much of a question considering Jeremy Piven’s importance to the success of the series, but after the pair’s fallout at the end of last season, it seemed like we might never see Ari again. At least for a couple episodes anyways.

That wasn’t the case, however, as Ari was quick to strategize on winning back his number one client. It began with an awkward phone call (you know, the kind that a dejected ex-girlfriend has with the boy she’s, like, totally in love with) and ended with an even more awkward face-to-face at the aforementioned birthday party. Of course, the middle is the most important part, as Ari’s birthday gift to Vince was none other than the script for “Medellin,” the much sough-after Pablo Escobar biopic that Vince lost during the “Aquaman 2” scuffle with Warner Brothers. Ari claims that Benecio del Toro’s is about to pull out – despite the fact that Vince’s new agent, Amanda (Carla Gugino), says otherwise – and though he’s been offered a new period drama directed by Sam Mendes, Vince decides to wait it out. Just in case Ari is, for once in his life, telling the truth.

Meanwhile, Turtle discovers a way to actually make money from Vince’s birthday bash (a stroke of genius, really: he gets Victoria’s Secret and Skyy Vodka, among many others, to sponsor it), while Drama obsesses over his new billboard for the Ed Burns pilot that’s been picked up by NBC. It’s called “Five Towns,” and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look exactly like the recently cancelled “The Black Donnellys.”

Overall, the big premiere wasn’t that great, but it did offer plenty of promise for the final six episodes of the season. Will Vince finally get “Medellin,” or will he lose both projects in the process? Plus, has Ari met his match in Amanda, or does Gugino’s appearance have guest star written all over it? It’s definitely an interesting rivalry, but one that will no doubt blow over much faster than it probably should.

Bullz-Eye’s Badass Bracket: Elite Eight

The Elite Eight of our Badass Bracket is a who’s who at the job fair of badassity. Do you want to be a martial arts expert or an archaeologist? Maybe you’d prefer the perk-laden but unstable life of a drug lord. Or, if you loathe those who prey on the weak, you can be a vigilante crime fighter. Is a life of protecting and serving more your thing? Perhaps you’d rather be a renegade cop or a mentally deranged Special Forces soldier. Then again, maybe you just want to go medieval, in which case there are at least two positions that are yours for the taking.

Whatever side of the law these eight men fight for, they all have one thing in common: they know that nice guys finish last. Hell, even some of the meanest guys in our bracket (#1 seeds Jack Bauer and Harry Callahan, Tony Soprano, Keyser Soze, Al Swearengen) finished last. Word has it that Indiana Jones has been working on toughening up his act, but every time he practices swearing in the mirror, his father slaps him for committing blasphemy.

Click here to check out the full bracket, and then vote for your favorite badass!

(#2) Maximus vs. (#6) Conan the Barbarian
(#4) John McClane vs. (#16) Indiana Jones
(#3) Rambo vs. (#7) Lee
(#8) Batman vs. (#13) Tony Montana

Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what’s going on

Thanks Kate, I couldn’t have said it any better myself. Of course, that’s how I usually feel during the average episode of “Lost,” but this week was a little different. This week was pointless. Kate and Juliet were stalked by the smoke monster (only to discover that the damn thing is too stupid to go over a freaking fence), Hurley played a trick on Sawyer, and we learned absolutely nothing new about Kate’s past. In fact, if it weren’t for the fact that she’s part of the whole Jack-Kate-Sawyer love triangle, the writers could very well kill her off with little or no consequence.

Still, some people will undoubtedly call this another great episode, but not because it was actually good. Instead, they’ll point out that we got to see the smoke monster again, that Kate had a run-in with Sawyer’s old flame (Cassidy), or that Sawyer finally warmed up to the rest of the survivors. Oh, and Jack now has feelings for Juliet. Shit. That means they can kill off Kate if they wanted to. Well, what are you waiting for?

All in all, this was a pretty boring episode. And when I say pretty, I mean very. Let’s hope that next week’s episode gets things back on track, because the series was finally starting to get interesting again. Of course, the new addition of Juliet to the survivors’ camp is sure to stir things up. Sayid will have a bit of fun interrogating her, and fans will have weeks to wonder about Locke’s newfound relationship with the Others.

Welcome to the Jungle

It seems like forever since fans of “The Shield” were presented with the shocking death of resident nice guy Curtis Lemansky, but after watching the season six premiere, I’m prepared to agree that it was entirely necessary. This may come as a surprise to many, considering my earlier reactions to the event, but the potential is simply too delicious to pass up; especially now that the show is gearing up for its big finale.

The episode begins with (surprise, surprise) the Strike Team visiting Lem’s grave and, appropriately, honoring his death with an improvised 21 gun salute. It doesn’t take very long before Vic starts questioning how Guardo (Lem’s apparent murder) could possibly be involved, however, and yet despite any real motive, it’s still his only lead. The El Salvadorians may not have had a hand in Lem’s death, but it sure is the Golden Ticket when it comes to gang pride. Everyone is lining up to plead guilty to the act; even those who arrived in the country days after Lem was killed.

Meanwhile, Shane is really feeling the burn of killing his best friend, but when he finds out that Lem was never offered a second deal (but rather agreed to a longer sentence), Shane is forced to deal with the fact that he did so for no reason. As a result, he’s got a death wish that might just come true before the end of the season. That is, if he doesn’t die by his own hand or some junkie arsonist before then.

Kavanaugh isn’t about to believe the El Salvadorian angle for a single minute, either, and though he’s wrong in his accusation of Vic’s involvement in the murder, that doesn’t stop him from launching an investigation of his own. This includes spreading his charm a little too thin and continuing to spread a web of lies, just so that he can see Vic behind bars. Not because he’s necessarily guilty; just because. Still, the guy’s getting a bit out of hand with the whole framing. He’s convinced Emolia to deliver a false statement and has just planted evidence in Vic’s apartment tying him to the case. It’s a desperate move that will eventually result in his downfall, and it couldn’t come at a better time.

I really like the Jon Kavanaugh character, but now it’s just getting out of hand. With Claudette as the new captain and Dutch not at all impressed by his lies, the guy’s going down sooner rather than later. Plus, he’s got Vic threatening to kill him (“You think I’m a cop killer? You’re a cop, right?”) and the Asst. Chief threatening to seize his stripes, so the future doesn’t exactly look bright for the surly IAD agent.

As for the rest of the episode, it was a bit of crapshoot featuring characters that have been dead to me for the past few years. Julian and Tina worked a bullshit case involving a porn shop owner who is terrorized by the grandson of an old woman he fucked for his “Dick In Grannies” video series, and Corrine gets into yet another forgettable tiff with Danny about her relationship with Vic. Oh brother, we’re in for another wild one.

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2026 Premium Hollywood

Theme by Anders Noren — Up ↑