Author: Jason Zingale (Page 103 of 154)

Pretty Tied Up

In all six years of “The Shield,” I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Vic Mackey quite like this before – unless, of course, you count his memorable beatdown of Armadillo in season two – and I have to say, it’s good to see badass Vic is finally back. Picking up right where the last episode left off, Vic continues to bullshit Nadia (Guardo’s girlfriend) as he sets a meet with Guardo. The El Salvadorian thinks nothing of the ransom, dropping off the money with a posse of fellow gangbangers so he can deal with the kidnapper in his own way, but when he’s captured by Vic and taken to an abandoned warehouse, he soon realizes that it’s something much bigger.

The guy actually gives up a name a little too easily (which should have been the first clue that he was lying), but Vic checks it out, only to find that the guy Guardo gave up has been in jail for over a month. With an alibi secured, Vic returns to the warehouse he has Guardo tied up in and tries a new method: torture by way of a thick metal chain to the face. Guardo looked like he was definitely in a world of pain, and there’s no doubt in my mind that Vic never misses a single episode of “24.” Still, it looked like Shane had finally convinced him to back off, because, well, the guy would have spoken if he knew anything (right?), but Vic’s one persistent dude, and so he shoots Guardo in the head.

In the words of Jack Bauer: damnit! Just when the Strike Team had finally been cleared of all suspicion, Vic had to go and ruin everything by murdering another innocent in cold blood. Now, Guardo is hardly an innocent man, but he didn’t have anything to do with Lem’s death, and Shane only feels worse for it. Plus, it almost more than assures that Vic will feel the sting of his brash actions in the very near future. That is, if he’s still around. Claudette is strongly pushing for Vic’s impending retirement, and she’s even bringing in a new guy to begin training as his replacement.

Meanwhile, Dutch and Billings work a multiple homicide involving an ex-Armed Forces meth head running around town stealing amphetamine from pharmacies, and Ronnie jumps onboard to lend a helping hand. It was great to see Ronnie get a little more face time than usual, and we can only hope that this trend will continue through the end of the series. It just might if Tina’s sudden flirtatious behavior around him matures and we see the two become a couple. Though methinks Dutch wouldn’t be too happy about that.

Of course, Dutch Boy already has his hands full. Between partnering with Billings (whose Odd Couple team-up is priceless, by the way) and his newfound static with the FBI (who have ordered him to drop all inquiries into the El Salvadorians), he may not have the time to continue wooing the young up-and-comer. Let’s hope I’m wrong, or he may continue his investigation into the Strike Team.

On a side note, it looks like Danny took the sergeant post she was offered at the end of last week’s episode, but it’s probably safe to say that we won’t be seeing too many repercussions of her decision. That character died a long time ago; right around the time Julian officially became a waste of space. Seriously, though. Is Michael Jace perfectly content with acting as background nowadays? I couldn’t care less, but it’s an interesting observation that needs to be dealt with sooner than later. Just ship the guy off to another station and get back to the good stuff.

Bullz-Eye’s Badass Bracket: Final Four

A martial artist, a superhero, a gladiator, and…a college professor? The temptation to cue the “Sesame Street” song, “One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other,” has never been stronger, but as has been proven week after week, it doesn’t pay to underestimate anyone in this bracket. (It seems like a lifetime ago that Indiana Jones entered the competition as the low-seated underdog; somehow, we never saw it coming that he’d take that omnipresent bullwhip of his and use it to whip the asses of all comers.)

These four guys have fought a lot of hard battles to get to where they are today, but after several weeks of sparring, we’re finally down to the four biggest, baddest badasses of the bunch, and it’s anyone’s guess which pair will end up in that final match. Batman and Lee would certainly appear on the surface to be the more evenly matched – two masters of hand to hand combat, each with their own arsenal of bad-ass moves – but as far as Indy versus Maximus…well, we’ve seen brawn triumph over brains in the past, but, then, we’ve also seen Indy triumph over everybody.

In the long run, there are no guarantees who’ll come out victorious…but we sure can’t wait to see who finally does.

Click here to check out the full bracket, and then vote for your favorite badass!

(#2) Maximus vs. (#16) Indiana Jones
(#7) Lee vs. (#8) Batman

One of us

It’s always nice when you can watch an episode of “Lost” and actually feel like you know what’s going on, and though not as many secrets were revealed as they wanted you to believe, it was still one of the best of the season.

When I realized that this was going to be a Juliet-centric episode, it seemed strange that they would do another flashback for her so soon, but then I looked back at the previous fifteen episodes and noticed that it’s actually been quite some time since we first learned about anti-Kate. Of course, if they’re going to start featuring character-specific episodes for the Others, then I’d really like to see them highlight Ben next. Plus, I’m beginning to wonder if the guy from Portland is Jacob.

Getting back to the story at hand, the flashback sequences may not have been any longer than most weeks, but they were certainly more informative. It picks up practically right where it left off, with Juliet arriving at the secret Portland company and preparing for departure to the island. Before hand, however, she’s given a quick physical and a tranquilizer-laced OJ to make the trip go by quicker. Um, I’m sorry, but the minute someone tells me that my tasty fruit drink is going to knock me out, and then doesn’t follow up with “just kidding,” I’m outta there. Nonetheless, Juliet drinks up, and when she awakes, she’s already arrived at the island – courtesy of the submarine.

Along with learning more about her purpose on the island, Juliet’s flashback (and her explanation to Jack and Kate, coincidentally) covers events from past seasons, but fills in gaps. Like how the Others know so much about the survivors (Mikhail gets all the info via some command center in Portland), or why Ethan was planted in the camp. It seems they knew all about Claire’s pregnancy, and since no woman on the island had gotten pregnant without dying, she was a bit of a medical miracle. So, Ethan began secretly administering a vaccine to keep her healthy, but when he was discovered not to be on the flight manifest, he abandoned his orders and kidnapped Claire.

Speaking of Claire, she’s not looking so good these days, and after Juliet learns of her condition, she runs off into the woods to bring back some medicine. Hours later and, wah-lah, Claire’s all better. Thanks, of course, to Juliet. And just when we’re led to believe that Juliet truly is part of the gang, we’re treated to one final flashback of her and Ben discussing how she’s really going undercover as a mole. Dum dum dum. That’s right, folks. Juliet was faking it all along, right from the minute she awoke in the woods, handcuffed to Kate. Does this mean that the Others really are evil, or is Juliet’s job related to something completely different. Like perhaps Sun, whose recent pregnancy is looking a little more dangerous now that we’ve learned the fate of past mothers-to-be. Whatever the answer, we know it’s only going to take one week…

Nothing says thank you quite like… a nuclear bomb?

That’s right. It seems the producers of “24” were so enamored with a spoof of their FOX drama on a recent episode of “South Park” (titled “The Snuke”) that they sent Trey Parker and Matt Stone their very own suitcase nuke.

It’s a fake, of course, but still pretty cool nonetheless. At least someone’s doing something right over there at “24.”

Click here for pictures.

DVD Spotlight: The Queen

I took a pass on reviewing “The Queen” after my first viewing of the film because, well, it sucked. It was also boring as hell, but with the DVD hitting stores on April 24th, it seemed as good of time as any to revisit my thoughts on the Stephen Fears-directed drama.

Now, I tend to believe that I have quite the mental stamina when it comes to watching movies, but there’s not a single thing that happens in “The Queen” that even pretends to hold your interest. The Queen walks around her bazillion-yard estate, takes her dogs out for some fresh air, and does a whole lot of talking about things like British politics and such, but none of it really matters to the average moviegoer. The film is set around the Princess Diana tragedy (and how the country responds), but I would have much rather just watched a movie about Diana.

Based on the shakedown of every major (and minor) awards show of the year, it seems Helen Mirren was unbeatable. The performance definitely has its merits, but did every other actress in that category deserve such a thrashing? Not in the slightest. Plus, Michael Sheen’s turn as newly-elected British Prime Minister Tony Blair is far more remarkable than that of Mirren, so why didn’t he recieve even half as much acclaim?

Maybe it’s all part of some secret conspiracy by the Queen herself, but I’m more apt to believe that the film simply had a little luck on its side. You see, when a handful of respected film critics praise a particular film, the rest of the film critic community commonly follows suit, whether the movie deserves it or not. Unfortunately, “The Queen” doesn’t. It’s a well-made film in the tradition of BBC-produced dramas, but it would have been better off competing for an Emmy than an Oscar.

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