Author: Deb Medsker (Page 59 of 70)

“Let me just take this out to the BOOM!!!”

(Spoiler alert: Do not read this post if you have not yet watched last night’s conclusion to “Grey’s Anatomy: Code Black,” but still intend to)

After scoring the highest post-Super Bowl ratings in a decade with last week’s tension-drenched cliffhanger, “Grey’s Anatomy” delivered an equally satisfying finale to the two-part episode. With almost too many nerve-wracking storylines to keep track of — Meredith holding onto a live bazooka shell inside the body of a patient; Miranda Bailey about to give birth while her husband undergoes brain surgery in the operating room right next to the active artillery; top surgeons Preston Burke and Derek Shepherd risking death to save their respective patients; Chief of Surgery Richard Webber suffering an apparent heart attack (okay, that one was too much) — there was no way every single plot line could end happily, tied up in a shiny little bow festooned with hearts and flowers. Someone had to die.

But whom to kill off? Obviously, it couldn’t be a cast regular. They can’t kill Meredith, Burke, Shepherd or Bailey, and we all knew that supposed heart attack wasn’t going to slow Webber down. That still left a handful of appealing options, though: Christina Ricci’s freaked-out paramedic was ripe for some redemptive sacrifice, after abandoning her post and putting the regular cast members’ lives at risk. The patient housing the bazooka shell seemed a likely — if less exciting — candidate, based on sheer stupidity alone. And offing Bailey’s husband just as she gives birth to their child would have been a poignant, satisfying choice — and one with interesting long-term ramifications for her already prickly character.

And yet, none of these characters drew the short straw. That honor went to Kyle Chandler (who is better known for his work in CBS’s “Early Edition,” and who owes his agent a giant french kiss for getting him this part on the heels of his “King Kong” coup), the good-looking, no-nonsense guy from the bomb squad, who deals with this kind of thing every day.

After talking Meredith into removing the bomb from her patient, Kyle carefully takes the shell from her, tells her “You did good,” gingerly walks the live ammunition down the hall…and promptly explodes into a million tiny pieces.

It. Was. So. Freaking. Awesome.

The only problem is: How are the writers ever going to top this episode?

The honest truth is, they may not be able to. But I can’t wait to watch them try.

Breakdance 2: American Beauty Boogaloo

It happens all the time: One minute she’s the midriff-baring high-school tramp gleefully haunting the dreams of a million frustrated teenage boys…and then, what feels like only moments later, she’s willingly stepping out in public with a white-trash hip-hop fan.

No, for once we’re not talking about walking train wreck Britney Spears. This time, former “American Beauty” star Mena Suvari has taken up with…wait for it…a professional breakdancer.

Which begs the question: Do they even have those anymore? I mean, is there really that much pent-up breakdancing demand left over from the ‘80s that guys can actually earn a living off a few well-executed worms?

Apparently so, as Mena met her breakdancing beau, 23-year-old Mike “Murda” Carrasco, at “Battle of the Year” — which main man Murda helpfully described as being “like the World Cup of breakdancing.”

Which then begs the question: What, exactly, was Mena Suvari doing hanging out at the World Cup of breakdancing…other than trolling for white-trash hip-hop fans?

Harvey Dent: sexy cowboy by day, two-faced villain by night

After being teased with the Spiderman role back when Tobey Maguire was having back trouble, “Brokeback Mountain” star Jake Gyllenhaal may finally be getting his comic-book fix. Though Christian Bale will reprise his lead role as the fly-by-night guy with the gadgets, Gyllenhaal will reportedly get to play District Attorney Harvey Dent in the “Batman Begins” sequel–and Dent will then mutate into his alter ego, villain Two-Face, in the third film in the series.

Hey, as long as they give this Two-Face more than the ten seconds of back story that Tommy Lee Jones got in “Batman Forever,” we’ll be happy.

Oprah invades last remaining Oprah-free media zone

Continuing her quest for world domination, benevolent billionaire media tyrant Oprah Winfrey has signed a $55 million deal to produce a new satellite channel for XM Radio. Since Her Oprahness will undoubtedly be far too busy managing her TV shows, book club, magazine, web site, and Broadway play to produce much actual satellite radio content herself, the channel will rely on the Oprah JV Squad (e.g., interior designer Nate Berkus, diet guru Bob Greene) for the majority of its programming.

However, Oprah has not ruled out the possibility of an on-air smackdown in which she and Dr. Phil gang up on XM bad boys Opie and Anthony to demand that the young upstarts clean up their act, put some clothes on the ladies, and start giving back to society.

B.B. King sings the lost-dog blues

The 80-year-old blues legend lost his young dog, Lucille, when she was in the care of King’s manager, Matthew Lieberman, who apparently left a gate ajar. To encourage the safe return of Lucille the dog, King is offering one of his signature “Lucille” guitars, complete with autograph, as a reward. King is also presumably looking for a new manager with adequate gate-keeping skills, but is not offering a reward for that position.

Meanwhile, alleged dog molester Natasha Lyonne said that she had not seen King’s small, white, perky, extremely giving young Maltese.

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