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Scientology jumps on NASCAR bandwagon

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Baby, you can drive my car

If it’s good enough for Stanley Tools, Texaco and Jack Daniel’s whiskey, it’s good enough for Scientology.

That’s right: the religion that takes a licking and keeps on ticking is headed for the racetrack, with a new team dubbed “Ignite Your Potential” to be sponsored by Dianetics, the book that started it all.

Once the exclusive realm of celebrity multimillionaires, Scientology has officially moved past the “early adopter” stage of the diffusion of innovative quasi-religious pyramid schemes marketing model, and is now embracing the RV-driving, domestic-beer-swilling, hot-dog-eating NASCAR masses.

They may not have the deep pockets of a Tom Cruise or a John Travolta, but their numbers are legion…and what they may lack in solvency, they make up for with mouth-foaming levels of enthusiasm and conformity.

Phase Two of the attack on Dark Lord Xenu has begun…and this time, they’ve got race cars.

The Tom Cruise “To-Do” list: Status update

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“One day I will rule you all. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAA…!”

Marriage to child bride? Check. Virgin birth to thetan-free, genetically superior miracle baby? Check. Conversion of World’s Most Ridiculously Attractive Couple to Scientology? Still working on it…

Not to be satisfied until every A-, B-, and C-list member of the Screen Actors Guild has personally — personally — and publicly professed his or her love for hack 1950’s sci-fi writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise is now going after the biggest of Big Kahunas: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Far from taking offense at Brad and Angie’s presumed failure to congratulate him on the recent adoption birth of his own little adopted clearly not biological daughter Suri, Tom Cruise recently started working the phones on behalf of Hollywood’s favorite cult religion. From VH-1’s Best Week Ever:

Reports are in that Cruise called to congratulate the Tomb Raider star on her new baby with whatshisname and then offered an open invitation to the Scientology center when she returns to LA. He even promised to give her a Scientology award for her human rights work, if she’d just stop by the center.

Okay, maybe this one’s just a rumor…but even if it is, the fact that it seems entirely plausible shows just how far Tom’s star has fallen…or how high his bad crazy moon has risen…or something.

Tina Fey’s posse rules the “Rock”

NBC has posted a three-minute preview of its new fall sitcom “30 Rock” online, and it looks as though the pilot could just as easily have been called, “Tina Fey: This is Your Life.” Though the clip is brief, the cast members shown all clearly have a history with Tina — and Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan in particular can thank Fey for snatching them from post-SNL obscurity.

First up in the homage is Guy Who Cuts in Hot Dog Line. Sharp eyes will recognize him as a longtime member of Chicago’s Second City improv troupe, from the same era during which Dratch and Fey rose to fame. “Rock” cast member Scott Adsit (perhaps best known for his work in TV commercials — such as the one in which he chose an ill-fated vacation to the rainy beaches of “Playa Lluviosa”) also shares a Second City background with Fey, and “assistant” Jack McBrayer performed next door to Tina and company on the Second City Etc. stage in Chicago. Rounding out the cast as Fey’s deliciously scenery-chewing new boss will be frequent Saturday Night Live host Alec Baldwin.

Kudos to Tina for not forgetting the “little people” (and, well, Alec Baldwin…) during her rise to sitcom success. To view the clip in its entirety (and access previews of NBC’s other new fall shows as well), click here.

And it’s worth mentioning that although the preview footage certainly has its flaws, “30 Rock” has already proven itself vastly superior to all five seasons of similarly-named annoyance-fest “Third Rock.”

Larry the Mullet Guy

To those who scoff at the suggestion that Larry the Cable Guy is anything other than the drooling inbred redneck he appears to be, YouTube (via WH-1’s Best Week Ever blog) offers this clip of a decidedly more urbane — though equally fashion-challenged — Dan Whitney back in his early standup days, rocking an 80’s mullet, khakis and a pair of white tennis shoes…which still beats the sleeveless plaid flannel look, hands down.

Hmmmm…technically, he is still wearing a blue collar in the clip…but this is one Blue Collar Guy whose middle-class roots are showing…

Clooney cans condo/casino complex commitment

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Actor George Clooney has backed out of his $3 billion deal with a Las Vegas developer to construct an old-school, “Rat Pack”-style hotel, casino and residential complex just off the Vegas Strip.

Despite scrapping the project, Clooney will still make tens of millions of dollars on the deal, which he plans to donate to the African Debt Relief Project…and then steal it back from them in a clever heist.

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