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“Help us, Leo-Wan DiCaprio! You’re our only hope!”

Israeli Vice Premier Shimon Peres reportedly contacted Oscar-nominated actor Leonardo DiCaprio during Leo’s recent trip to Israel with Israeli girlfriend Bar Refaeli, and urged Leo to help promote the stalled Middle East peace process.

Leo reportedly assured Peres that he would be happy to jump-start the process, and mentioned that while he was at it, he’d go ahead and take care of that nasty global warming issue, reduce the Western hemisphere’s reliance on fossil fuels, and get Sanjaya Malakar kicked off “American Idol” in order to end hunger strikes the world over.

Aaron Sorkin sees giant pink robots on Broadway

…and for once, it’s not the hallucinogens talking. We think.

In one of the oddest pairings we’ve seen in quite some time, Sorkin will team up with Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne to turn the Lips’ album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots into a Broadway musical:

Sorkin’s reps confirmed on Tuesday (March 20) that the West Wing creator has officially signed on to write the musical’s script. ”Maybe that means they’ll need to build a stage with lots of hallways on it,” joked Coyne of Sorkin’s fondness for walking-and-talking characters. ”It will be a giant tube that’s always moving!” [,,,]

Coyne compares the proposed concept to Terry Gilliam’s dystopian sci-fi movie Brazil. ”There’s the real world and then there’s this fantastical world,” explains Coyne. ”This girl, the Yoshimi character, is dying of something. And these two guys are battling to come visit her in the hospital. And as one of the boyfriends envisions trying to save the girl, he enters this other dimension where Yoshimi is this Japanese warrior and the pink robots are an incarnation of her disease. It’s almost like the disease has to win in order for her soul to survive. Or something like that.”

Hmmmm: beats the hell out of a bunch of singin’ cats, dontcha think?

But most importantly: Can it find weed?

Kevin Federline has started his own search engine. No, really.

Bearing a picture of a sunken-cheeked K-Fed looking eerily like Skeletor, the site bears the tagline, “Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline.”

This month’s potential prizes include a K-Fed t-shirt, two unwanted pregnancies, multiple stints in rehab, and an early end to an extremely promising career.

And somewhere, Seth Cohen cries himself to sleep

Former “O.C.” actress Rachel Bilson, who until recently played the high-maintenance Summer Roberts on the popular Fox drama, was recently spotted dining with one Anakin Skywalker, aka actor Hayden Christensen. Spoon-feeding the Jedi master at an LA-area eatery, Ms. Bilson appeared to have completely moved on from her ex-boyfriend (and former co-star) Adam Brody.

To twist the knife just a bit further into Cohen…er, Brody’s heart, Bilson has announced that she also intends to date the lead singer of Deathcab for Cutie, as well as 84-year-old Spider Man creator Stan Lee.

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