That’s right: Winona Ryder is taking it all off…to promote skin cancer awareness. Holding strategically placed signage that reads “Protect the skin you’re in” and “Save your ass,” Ryder appears in the buff for a series of posters and t-shirts available for purchase at Marc Jacobs and elsewhere…but not, presumably, Saks Fifth Avenue.
Check out Best Week Ever and Egotastic for more on the story…and for one of the funniest headlines we’ve seen in quite some time.
Scientists have discovered two new species of shark capable of walking on the tips of their fins, according to recent reports.
The existence of such “land sharks” has of course been rumored for decades, but evidence supporting the theory had been difficult to obtain, primarily because everyone who claimed to have seen one tended to end up bleeding to death as a result of massive internal and external injuries stemming from bite marks of an unidentifiable type.
Now, however, clever scientists have obtained photographic proof of the sharks’ existence…although, when pressed by reporters, each of the sharks in question still maintained that he was “only a dolphin.”
Pop quiz: If you were the head of a network that happened to be the proud home of a program that multiple critics have referred to as “the best show on television,” would you cancel it?
HBO would. Hot on the heels of the premiere of the fourth season of critically acclaimed drama “The Wire” — a premiere that, admittedly, debuted to less-than-optimal ratings — HBO has renewed the drama for a fifth season…and then indicated that that season will be its last.
Hmmmm: Maybe if HBO hadn’t waited two years to follow up on the success of season three, they might have been able to carry a bit more audience momentum into season four? Just a thought…
…than the need to discover what you’d look like as a resident of Springfield, U.S.A.
Fortunately, stopbeingbored.com has you covered, with their new “Simpsonmaker” game. Create your own Simpson-style avatar…and if your boss catches you in the act, make one of her, too. Maybe give her one of the fat, dumpy-looking bodies…and the eyes with too much makeup on.
Mmmmmm….being catty is fun….
…with a life-size bronze statue of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston indulging in a threesome. Controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards (he of the “naked Britney in full-on birthing mode” statue recently unveiled) is working on it now, and with any luck he may have it finished just in time to add that special X-rated touch to all your holiday gatherings.
That is, if he’s even allowed to show it to you:
Both Aniston and Jolie are reported to be angered by [Edwards’s] plans, and are taking appropriate measures to ensure the work is never exhibited.
A source told the Daily Star: “They are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.”
Now why are we not the least bit surprised by that? Brad is probably calling Edwards behind the scenes, asking whether he could maybe work Gwyneth Paltrow into the mix as well.
(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)
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