Author: Deb Medsker (Page 19 of 70)

Rush Limbaugh, Humanitarian of the Year

Rush Limbaugh has publicly accused Michael J. Fox of faking his Parkinson’s disease symptoms.

Fox currently appears in a campaign ad for Democratic Senate candidate Claire McCaskill, who supports stem cell research in order to help find cures for debilitating illnesses such as the one from which the former “Spin City” star suffers. In the ads, Fox is visibly shaking as a result of his disease–which led conservative pundit Limbaugh to announce that Fox had staged the tremors in order to garner sympathy for his cause.

Following his announcement, Limbaugh presumably received a flood of calls from his three ex-wives and multiple ex-girlfriends, every one of them confessing that they’d been faking it the whole time, too.

“View’s” Hasselbeck hassles “SVU”

“The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is up in arms over an episode of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” that features a character named “Elizabeth Hassenback” being raped and murdered. The character is close in age to Hasselbeck, and, like her, lives in New York. Claiming to feel “disrespected,” and calling the episode and its implications “socially irresponsible,” Hasselbeck called the show’s producers to demand an explanation. Instead, what she got was an insincere apology followed by a dial tone.

Stunned and appalled by her callous treatment at the hands of a Hollywood producer (a famously cuddly bunch), Hasselbeck is now attempting to blacklist all “SVU” cast members, prohibiting them from appearing on her show…which might be more of a threat if “The View” were actually considered a cultural tastemaker rather than a mildly entertaining means of passing the time between cups three and four of coffee.

Just the same, looking to make amends, producers for the show called back to chalk the character similarities up to coincidence…and encouraged Hasselbeck to tune in next week, when a lesbian character named Posey O’Connell will be force-fed chocolate bon-bons until her stomach explodes.

Idol face…or O-face?

I can’t believe it actually took five seasons of “American Idol” for someone to come up with this.

I’d never realized until now how close the ecstasy of singing was to the ecstasy of…something else. Constantine in particular would appear to have a lucrative second career on his hands if this whole music thing doesn’t work out…and I’m still not entirely convinced that Nikki McKibbin hasn’t contributed to both art forms.

Enjoy.

“The Birds”: Now with 200% more explosions!

In yet another sign of the coming apocalypse, Cinematical has announced that Michael Bay intends to remake Alfred Hitchcock’s classic, “The Birds.”

Naomi Watts is rumored to be under consideration for the role originated by Tippi Hedren, and while Watts is more than capable of handling the job, we still can’t help wondering two things:

1. Which executive producer is going to tackle Bay’s inevitable question about “How do we get all these damn birds out of the movie?” and

2. What convoluted plot device (not to mention prickly negotiations with the ASPCA) will Bay employ in order to arrive at the film’s inevitable climactic moment involving thousands of birds falling from the sky while simultaneously exploding into glorious, blazing, feathered fireballs?

We’ve seen Hitchcock, Mr. Bay…and you, sir, are no Hitchcock.

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