Author: David Medsker (Page 58 of 65)

There is a hilarious moment in the first few minutes of this week’s episode where Samwise Gamgee has to admit to President Buck Buck Brawwwwwk that CTU lost their lead on the nerve gas, after convincing the president that allowing the terrorists to set off a canister in a shopping mall was the best way to find the rest of the canisters. President Logan then puts Samwise in his place, saying, “No more excuses. You need to take some responsibility.”

Buffybot burst out laughing. “Hello, pot? This is kettle,” she said.

And, of course, she’s right. In the entire time he’s been on the show, Charles Logan has not made one decision on his own. Taking a stand means doing whatever Martha/Novick/Walt/CTU/David Palmer suggests that he do. And now, he’s talking about revealing the path of the Russian president’s motorcade, while the guy is still visiting him after signing a historical treaty, all because he doesn’t have the balls to stand up to the Warlock (good to see Julian Sands working, though it doesn’t look like he’s eating), who is threatening to gas Americans if Chicken Little doesn’t comply. Turns out I gave Goodbye Yellow Brick Tie a fitting nickname after all, huh?

A couple interesting things were set in motion this week. Samwise Gamgee is losing it, sensing betrayal and insubordination under every rock. The intriguing part is that he’s right; Audrey was indeed hiding information from him, as was Buchanan, as is Chloe. Likewise, Logan is losing it as well, completely over his head and torn between two radically different schools of thought: forthright (Marty) and subversive (Novick), the latter of which is far more appealing to his inner weasel.

But that’s not all. Nathanson, the man responsible for arranging the sale of the gas to the Russians, admitted that there is someone else working in the White House that was complicit in the day’s events. This week, they went waaaaaaay out of their way to paint Novick as the mole, but I sincerely doubt that he’s the bad guy. He may not like Logan, but he’s not going to risk having hundreds of thousands of Americans killed just to show his boss how much he doesn’t like him. There are still 16 hours left; it’s too early to guess, though I still hold on to my Wayne Palmer wild card.

The better bit was when the chip that Nathanson gave Jack to track the canisters was formatted with DOD software. That points a bony finger in Audrey’s direction. Or who knows, maybe even her father, former Secretary of Defense James Heller. I find this amusing as well, since Audrey was my dark horse bad guy pick last year. I was wrong then, of course, but how funny would it be if I were right in the end? Yeah, I know. It’s not gonna happen.

Tune in next week, when Samwise Gamgee has to admit that he doesn’t have his CTU key card because he was mugged by his sister’s pimp.

James Brown. You gotta love him.

Ah, it was only a matter of time before the infamous bridge episode appeared. Very little actually happened this week; the terrorists tried to detonate one canister of the nerve gas in a mall, supposedly to test the remote detonators. Of course, the people sent to collect Rossler (our mysterious Russian from last week), who ultimately collect Bauer due to Rossler’s permanent unavailability, conveniently do not know what Rossler looks like, and are completely okay with Rossler’s flawless American accent. Jack, of course, disobeys the coerced order of the President to dispense the gas – he may be a ruthless government agent, but even Jack has his own sense of right and wrong, however morally ambiguous it can be at any given time – and saves the lives of about 900 people in the process…though he ultimately loses the trail of Goodbye Yellow Brick Tie and the canisters after killing one of his henchmen and tailing the other, who kills himself on command before he can be forced to talk. Of course, witnessing the hostile shoot himself in the head should have been enough to make Jack think that maybe they were being watched. But no, the truck carrying all of the remaining canisters drives away, in full view of CTU…from the other side of the street. Sweet Jesus.

Samwise Gamgee, meanwhile, is acting like an injured, cornered animal. I suppose getting beaten up by his sister’s pimp will do that to a person. To make up for his shortcomings, he barks at anyone who dares to cross him, though God love Audrey for having the balls to stand up to both him and Buchanan and force them both to look at the mall scenario from a more humanistic perspective. God knows, that’s more thought than President Buck Buck Brawwwwwwk put into it. How many bucks (wow, I just accidentally made a funny here: President Buck Buck Brawwwwwwk tried to pass the buck…ah, never mind) did he try to pass this week? “This is your call, CTU.” (Uh, no, Mr. President, legally, it’s not). “Mike, what do you think I should do?” The man is the poster boy for CYA.

And that is going to be his undoing, because if they go in the direction they appear to be going, Mike Novick is about to show his inner Anakin Skywalker. Novick has always been a guy who was willing to make a tough decision when he had to, but always had the best interests of the country, if not the presidency, at heart. This season, however, he seems to be much more morally compromised, suggesting that Logan cover up Cumming’s “suicide” (I think we all know that Walt the Weasel didn’t really kill himself) and now going along with the decision to release nerve gas in a mall? That’s not Novick at all. He may be a shady double-dealer, but he’s not a murderer…or is he?

The one great bit came when the righteous First Lady Martha (please, please tell me they’ll take the gloves off her soon) had her first helping of humble pie in dealing with the widow of Walt the Weasel. She had fully planned on telling the woman everything, and then changed her mind at the last minute, presumably because she finally realized how freaking crazy it would sound if she told a woman who’s just been told that her husband killed himself that her loving husband was also a traitor and a conspirator in the assassination of former President David Palmer. She’d react the same way any of us would: “Are you kidding me?” Marty may have thought that she sold out, but in truth, she did the only thing she could have done in that situation.

There is talk that “24” will soon become a feature film, and while in most instances that is a bad thing, I think it would be a very, very good thing here. Forget that Johnny Depp real-time mess that was “Nick of Time,” if you even saw it. I think that moving the premise of “24” to the silver screen will enable the producers to leapfrog some of the things that hold the show back….such as episodes like this one. Oh no, there has to be a major, tense moment at the top of every hour? Life just doesn’t work like that, kids. And making a movie of “24”: would skirt past that predictability instantly. Problems could happen at any time, which would keep the viewer constantly on guard. As it is, we always know that something bad is going to happen at the top of every hour, and no matter how drastic it is, it loses its impact since we can see the conflict coming down Broadway. I love “24,” but I’d be lying if I said that its trappings weren’t becoming a big, big hindrance.