So am I, which is why I instantly clicked on this link to a 90-second clip from “Snakes on a Plane.” Gaboon vipers have big, big teeth. Ask the captain.
Author: David Medsker (Page 44 of 65)
Okay, even I admit that this is cruel, but props to US Weekly for showing some onions and putting this together.
Mel Gibson: From Hunk to Drunk.
Yikes.
BONUS COVERAGE: I am totally getting one of these shirts.
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Huzzah to Donna Da Iguana for introducing us to The Superficial. It’s just like Defamer, only less chatty. And, like Defamer, they love the rack. I know, I know, who doesn’t? Especially Jessica Simpson’s, when it’s popping through her dress?
“Man, have you tried that sudoku game? It’s HARD.”
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Universal Home Video, convinced that they are sitting on comedy gold with “Bring It On: All or Nothing,” the straight-to-video sequel to the surprise 2000 hit starring Peter Parker’s girlfriend and the good/bad vampire slayer (hey, if “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” can sell two million units, anything can), have decided to run a contest where the winner gets a walk-on part in the third installment of the series. It is unclear at this point where that role is “Hot Boy/Girl in Gymnasium Scene” or “Paste Eater.” I suppose it all depends on who wins.
To enter this “change of a lifetime” (there was a typo in the press release), click here, though keep in mind that this link will take you to teenhollywood.com, so it is clear that they are looking for someone age-appropriate.
Although I’m betting that this guy will be all over it…
Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:
1) Miami Vice: $25.2 million (first week)
Universal’s marketing strategy to push the movie in its second week: “See ‘Miami Vice,’ or this sack full of kittens will drown.”
2) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: $20.5 million ($358.4 million, fourth week)
Just when I was complaining about how bad “Pirates” was, I must offer this admission: it’s better than “Miami Vice.”
3) John Tucker Must Die: $14.1 million (first week)
A thousand lashes to the movie’s music supervisor, for not using Wilco’s “I Am Trying to Break Your Heart.”
4) Monster House: $11.5 million ($43.9 million, second week)
Next time we see a kite near the front door of a house, we’re running for the hills.
5) The Ant Bully: $8.1 million (first week)
It’s official: the studios went to the animation well way, way too much this year. Worse, we still have to suffer through “Barnyard: The Original Party Animals,” which will make your kids so dumb they’ll forget their own name when it’s over.
7) Lady in the Water: $7 million ($32 million, second week)
Before we start pouring gas onto the festering pile of waste that is M. Night Shyamalan’s reputation, keep in mind that this movie will ultimately make its money back. The problem, of course, is that the studio was expecting it to print money, not break even. Here’s an idea: hire him as a director, but use someone else’s script.
Another reminder: the movie to see when Talladega Nights is sold out is “The Descent,” a super-creepy gorefest involving a group of rock climbing girls with bad, bad luck. Think “Aliens” crossed with “The Hills Have Eyes.”
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