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Box Office Roundup: Are you ready for some football?

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Invincible: $15.2 million ($37.8 million, second week)
There is something to be said for a movie’s timing. Unlike, say, “Crossover,” which couldn’t have been released any father out of basketball season.
2) Crank: $13 million (first week)
When told that his movie finished behind a guy who used to do underwear commercials, “Crank” star Jason Statham had this to say.
3) The Wicker Man: $11.7 million (first week)
After seeing “The Wicker Man” over the weekend, Bullz-Eye editor and part-time movie critic Shelley “The Machine” Levine had this to say.
4) Little Miss Sunshine: $9.7 million ($35.8 million, sixth week)
Haven’t seen it yet. I got nothing.
5) The Illusionist: $8 million ($12.1 million, third week)
Did anyone else want to yank Rufus Sewell’s mustache off of his face, or was it just me?

∞) Snakes on a Plane: $0 million. It’s still playing in theaters, but it didn’t even show up on Box Office Mojo’s top 50 movies of the week. Note to the lowest New Line staffer on the totem pole: don’t go to that “surprise” birthday party, if you want to see the sun rise again.

Welcome to the suck: K-Fed’s “Lose Control” video

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I beat Roy Munson to this one.

The video pretty much speaks for itself, but I would like to comment on a couple of things.
1) Kevin runs out of things to say at the three-minute mark, so they drag that lame-ass instrumental track for another 43 seconds, in order to give it a radio-friendly length. Don’t kid yourself, people; this song’s never getting played on the radio.
2) Is there anything funnier than someone bragging about a tax bracket that he only reached through marriage?


“Mixed with a little bit of rock & roll.” (Caution: May not contain rock & roll-like substance)

Click on it. You know you want to.

Chris Pontius may say he’s ashamed of himself…

…but not too ashamed to cash the check.

“Jackass 2” hits the theaters next month (I just interviewed Steve-O last week, and that was illuminating, let me tell you), and so we present to you Johnny Knoxville & Co. dutifully subjecting their bodies to bodily harm the way a prostitute hands her body over to anyone willing to pay the price. Still, you can’t wait to see it, can you? Freak.

Kidding. I can’t wait to see it, either. The Firehose Rodeo clip is a hoot, but don’t miss Johnny’s encounter with a yak, either.

Johnny and the Yak
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Firehose Rodeo
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The Big Tire Race
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Box Office Roundup: Eagles eat snakes for breakfast

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Invincible: $17 million (first week)
Mark Wahlberg tending bar at night to make ends meet. Now that is a believable role.
2) Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: $8 million ($127.6 million, fourth week)
Gary Cole for President.
3) Little Miss Sunshine: $7.5 million ($23 million, fifth week)
Already profitable in ways that “Snakes on a Plane” will never know.
4) Beerfest: $6.5 million (first week)
We’re puzzled by the performance of this one, since it had ‘Every guy’s new favorite movie’ written all over it.
5) Accepted: $6.4 million ($21.1 million, second week)
Hey, at least it held its position from last week. There’s something to be said for minimal expectations.

8) Idlewild: $5.8 million (first week)
Tragic that OutKast is going to go out not with a bang but a whimper.
9) Snakes on a Plane: $5.8 million ($26 million, second week)
The bones of another New Line executive are being scattered across Los Angeles as you read this.

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