“Singin’ in the Rain,” the George Lucas edit.
Seriously, this link will be dead within hours. See it while you can. It’s awesome.
Author: David Medsker (Page 37 of 65)
Britney Spears, bottomless. (Most decidedly NSFW)
The Superficial comes through again, and thankfully (if there is indeed anything thankful to be had from this) Brit’s junk doesn’t look like it’s been through the wringer like those hideous shots of Lindsay Lohan from a while back. But be warned, fellow readers. Once you click this link, your life will be forever changed, and not necessarily for the better. (Prepare for delays in uploading. The site, as you can imagine, is getting pummelled with traffic.)
Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:
1) Happy Feet: $37.9 million, $100.1 million to date (owner: Mark Pfeiffer, Reel Times Studios)
Mark is totally bugging about the performance of his first pick. On the one hand, it is making tons of money. On the other hand, he just didn’t like it that much, and its success troubles him.
2) Casino Royale: $31 million, $94.2 million to date (Steve Wamsley, TSSU Productions)
Steve may have some dogs on his slate (well, “Harsh Times,” anyway), but with a $70 million lead, he’s not complaining.
3) Déjà Vu: $20.8 million, $29 million to date (owner: David Medsker Scary Clown Studios)
My second pick is doing only slightly better than my first pick, which was the biggest bust of the first round. Why oh why didn’t I take “Borat” when it was still available?
4) Deck the Halls: $12 million, $16.8 million to date (owner: Deb Medsker: Punch and Pie Pictures)
Deb is not proud to own this movie. But she’ll take the money just the same.
5)Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: $10.4 million, $109.3 million to date (owner: Deb Medsker, Punch and Pie Pictures)
He’s making fun of us. You people realize that, right? I’d personally like to nominate the hotel scene as the most overrated scene of the year.
6) The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: $10 million, $67.2 million to date (owner: Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
The Little Shitty Tim Allen Movie That Could.
7) Stranger than Fiction: $6 million, $32.8 million to date (Scary Clown Studios)
I’m sorry, Will. I did everything I could to help the effort.
8) Flushed Away: $5.8 million, $48.8 million to date (owner: Kristin Dreyer-Kramer, Nights and Weekends)
Box Office Mojo is saying that this movie cost $149 million to make. Can that be right?
9) Bobby: $4.9 million, $6.2 million to date (TSSU Productions
Are any of the Oscar-buzz movies this year going to be any good? Well, there’s one (“Dreamgirls”), but you’ll have to wait a few weeks for that one.
10) The Fountain: $3.7 million, $5.4 million to date (owner: Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
Reel Times dropped this like a bad habit last week after seeing it. Seven Strangers wasn’t at that screening. But he just needed a replacement for “Bug,” anyway.
11) Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny: $3.1 million, $5.1 million to date (owner: Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
What, the, fuck. Bar none the most shocking performance of the week, if not the season. Come on, stoner dudes, where the hell were you? This movie’s freaking funny.
And, the rest:
13) For Your Consideration: $1.9 million, $3.1 million to date (Punch and Pie)
14) Babel: $1.9 million, $15.1 million to date (TSSU Productions)
16) Saw III: $1.5 million, $78 million to date (TSSU Productions)
The Return: $319,000, $7.6 million to date (Bill Clark, A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint)
Fast Food Nation: $196,000, $780,000 to date (Will Harris, What’s All This, Then?)
Current standings:
1) TSSU Productions: $196.7 million
2) Punch and Pie Pictures: $129.2 million
3) Reel Times Pictures: $100.1 million
4) Seven Strangers Productions: $77.7 million
5) Nights and Weekends: $64.4 million
6) Scary Clown Studios: $61.7 million
7) A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint: $7.6 million
8) What’s All This, Then?: $780,000
Next week: Scary Clown capitalizes on the “claustrophobic cruelty” trend (oh, who are we kidding, it’s torture, people!) with “Turistas,” What’s All This tries to get out of the cellar with “Van Wilder: The Rise of the Taj,” and Reel Times gets all religious with “The Nativity Story.”
It’ll probably be years before this show sees the light of day on DVD, so thank goodness for YouTube in the meantime. This will probably be incredibly unfunny to anyone who isn’t familiar with “Sifl & Olly,” but I find it hilarious.
Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:
Did James Bond just get beaten by a bunch of penguins? Sean Connery would have sent Antarctica plummeting into the sea before suffering such an indignity.
1) Happy Feet: $42.3 million (Mark Pfeiffer, Reel Times Studios)
A monster first step out of the gate for Reel Times, surprisingly taking the top slot from the hyped-to-the-heavens “Casino Royale.”
2) Casino Royale: $40.6 million (Steve Wamsley, TSSU Productions)
Um, wow. Didn’t see this coming. Was it due to a long running time and therefore fewer screenings? Or was it because, like most Bond movies, it just wasn’t that good?
3) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: $14.4 million, $90.5 million to date (owner: Deb Medsker, Punch and Pie Pictures)
We’re skeptical to the claims of authenticity to the stories about kids flinging poo at cars after seeing “Borat,” but if I had to choose between that and those children becoming racist, misogynist, drunk jackasses, a little flying poo doesn’t seem so bad.
4) The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: $8.2 million, $51.6 million to date (owner: Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
Tim Allen hangs in there just long enough to get blown out of the theaters when the Christmas season is officially under way.
5) Flushed Away: $6.8 million, $48.8 million to date (owner: Kristin Dreyer-Kramer, Nights and Weekends)
The power of singing slugs, that’s all we can say.
6) Stranger than Fiction: $6.6 million, $22.9 million to date (owner: David Medsker, Scary Clown Studios)
That’s good, people. Send a loud and clear message to Will Farrell – or, more importantly, his agent – that says we only want to see Farrell make a complete fool of himself onscreen. Heaven help us. Scary Clown’s first pick is a disastrous one, even if the movie’s way better than you think.
7) Babel: $2.9 million, $12 million to date (Steve Wamsley, TSSU Productions)
Sleeper pick of the draft so far.
8) Saw III: $2.8 million, $74.6 million to date (Steve Wamsley, TSSU Productions)
If a girl wants to take her back to her house and show you her “rack,” run like the wind.
14) The Return: $1.7 million, $6.8 million to date (owner: Bill Clark, A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint)
The biggest disappointment of the season so far, though it has unlikely company…
15) A Good Year: $1.6 million, $6.4 million to date (Nights and Weekends)
We blame the Benny Hill bit for thoroughly confusing everyone as to what kind of movie this was trying to be. But anyone who wants to put Abbie Cornish in their next movie has our blessing.
Gone from the list: Harsh Times. (TSSU). Hmmm, maybe “Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror” was the way to go after all…
Current standings:
1) TSSU Productions: $130.6 million
2) Punch and Pie Pictures: $90.8 million
3) Nights and Weekends: $55.2 million
4) Seven Strangers Productions: $51.6 million
5) Reel Times Pictures: $42.3 million
6) Scary Clown Studios: $22.9 million
7) A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint: $6.8 million
8) What’s All This, Then?: $390,000 (“Fast Food Nation,” limited release)
Next week: Scary Clown unleashes its best weapon in “Déjà Vu,” Punch and Pie release “Deck the Halls,” TSSU opens “Bobby” in wide release, and Seven Strangers cover both ends of the intelligence spectrum with “Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny” and “The Fountain.” The web site projects that “The Fountain” will make $48 million. Not a chance.
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