…and, sometimes, you wonder why she continues to be allowed to waste column inches in the New York Post.
Today’s column features both sides of the coin. It opens with a short but sweet interview with Mel Brooks, one of his first conversations since the death of his longtime spouse, Anne Bancroft…but, then, it ends with this:
SO if Crystal Gayle married Billy Crystal, she’d be Crystal Crystal; Ste vie Nicks married Stevie Wonder she’d be Stevie Wonder. If Star Jones had married Ringo, she’d be Star Starr. Barbara Walters and lawyer Dominick Barbara? Barbara Barbara. Bo Derek and Beau Bridges? She’s Bo Bridges. If Nicole Kidman married Mike Nichols she’d be Nicole Nichols. Iman to Imus? Iman Imus. If Cindy Crawford married Michael Crawford she’d be Cindy Crawford Crawford. And if Rosie O’Donnell had married Christopher O’Donnell, wouldn’t she be Rosie O’Donnell O’Donnell? Yeah, she would. And if anyone married Robert Blake, they’d be nuts.
Ugh.
