Do you know anyone who owns a yule log video? If you do, have you ever asked them why? What could be a more pointless gift? I mean, it’s not even a funny bad gift to give. And why would anyone purposely waste their own money on one? I can’t imagine anyone, while prepping their houses for Christmas with the yearly decorations, is rubbing their hands together as they pull out the yule log video, hotly anticipating the countless pleasures from viewing it.
I wonder if some couples dim the lights and make out to the yule log video. If I had ever been with some girl and she pulled out that tape to make out to, I would have excused myself on the spot. There’s nothing romantic about a fake fire (anyone with those phony fireplaces that have natural gas “logs” in them can attest to that). Hell, let’s just sit on the registers after the furnace kicks in and see how hot our asses get before we scream in pain and have to move to a cooler seat. Now that’s some holiday fun. People like to joke about fruit cakes being bad gifts, but seriously, they have nothing on the yule log video.
