Hmm? Yeah, dig it. On April 11, Alec Baldwin left a nasty voice mail message for his daughter, Ireland. No, not that kind of nasty, but the mean-spirited kind. Here’s a sample of what went down:

“I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.”

Big deal! My mom threw some carrots at me one time when I pissed her off. Take that, Ireland!