Kevin Federline has started his own search engine. No, really.

Bearing a picture of a sunken-cheeked K-Fed looking eerily like Skeletor, the site bears the tagline, “Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline.”

This month’s potential prizes include a K-Fed t-shirt, two unwanted pregnancies, multiple stints in rehab, and an early end to an extremely promising career.