
“No, seriously: I’ve got a gun.”
Suffice it to say that Kevin Federline’s place is nowhere in the vicinity of Lindsay Lohan…but that didn’t stop him from hitting on her. K-Fed reportedly sent Lohan a text message saying “We should hang out,” to which Lohan diplomatically responded, “Why would I hang out with you?”
So, does this fall under “You can’t blame a guy for trying”…or, “You, sir, have reached glorious new heights of self-delusion”?
You be the judge.

