There’s a good chance that, right now, you look like three-day old doggie poo, relative to how you look the rest of the time, anyhow. Don’t feel bad, however, because even if someone were rude enough to actually point that fact out, you would be in the company of some of the most famous and best looking people on the planet.
A big h/t to HuffPo’s Ben Craw.
And, screenwriters, you guys need to think of more creatively vulgar ways to say “you aren’t looking so terribly healthy this morning.”
