Johnny Depp visits a London school, in full Jack Sparrow regalia.

A (fortunately very fake looking) knifing at the premiere of Wes Craven’s return to slasher films, “My Soul to Take.” Someone at Rogue Pictures clearly needs to reexamine, well everything. Un-freaking-forgivable.

Really. Supremely idiotic and potentially dangerous. Man. They must be desperate. Also, not the kind of quality acting I’d expect from a class A fake murder.