So a ghost shark must be mother-freaking horrifying. Moreover, the filmmakers have skipped the original and gone straight to cashing in with a sequel with, what else, “Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws.”

If you’re wondering “is this a joke?” the answer is: “of course.” If you’re wondering, “is this for a real movie?” the answer is: maybe. The directors, a couple of New Zealander-Americans (New Zealandish-Americans?), are planning to go the “Machete” route here.

H/t Cinematical.