If you aren’t familiar with Seth Grahame-Smith, there’s no better time than Halloween to discover the work of the man responsible for DodgeTheKills.com. Not long ago, Grahame-Smith published his book, HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE: ALL THE SKILLS TO DODGE THE KILLS; now, he’s taken portions of the text and made instructional films.

Here’s one of my favorite lessons: “Seven Things To Never, Ever, Ever Put In A Child’s Room.”

Man, I hate cymbal monkeys.

Anyway, go check out this flick and others over at DodgeTheKills.com and have several good laughs on me.