Poor Dina Lohan. Let’s all take a moment of silence now to respect her statements that she isn’t a “party mom.” “Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I’m not the party mom!” Fantastic.
Still, Dina wants you to know this about her famous offspring Lindsay:
“Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She’s in such a whirlwind; she’s in a tornado. I mean, we’re talking serious earthquake, you know?”
“Lindsay had to fall and get up,” she says. “I knew it was coming. I told her, but finally she was like, `Mommy, I had to do it myself.'”
Like, wow man. At least we know she’s now safely binging on Red Bull and not cocaine or whatever it was she allegedly wasn’t abusing.
