The “Rocky” star was held up for several hours while officials searched his hotel room, possessions and private jet for what they believed to be body-building drugs containing human growth hormone, which is banned in Australia.

Questioned about the incident, Sylvester replied that he was indeed carrying performance-enhancing steroids with him, but that he needed them in order to defeat the darn boxing kangaroo who keeps popping out of that mouse-hole in his wall.

[Thanks to Defamer for the link]