Month: January 2007 (Page 14 of 14)

Longoria to Parker: “Sorry, honey: The dick stays here.”

January 3, 2007 / Deb Medsker

A friend of actress Eva Longoria confided to tabloids that the “Desperate Housewives” star believes that allowing men to have bachelor parties is “asking for trouble,” and that Eva’s fiancé, 24-year-old San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, will therefore be denied one.

Asked to comment on the situation, Parker said he would never go against his bride-to-be’s wishes, and insisted that he is instead very much looking forward to the Tupperware party his buddies are throwing for him at Glitter Gulch in Las Vegas next month.

Actresses, Gossip

File under: “Know your place, boy”

January 3, 2007 / Deb Medsker

“No, seriously: I’ve got a gun.”

Suffice it to say that Kevin Federline’s place is nowhere in the vicinity of Lindsay Lohan…but that didn’t stop him from hitting on her. K-Fed reportedly sent Lohan a text message saying “We should hang out,” to which Lohan diplomatically responded, “Why would I hang out with you?”

So, does this fall under “You can’t blame a guy for trying”…or, “You, sir, have reached glorious new heights of self-delusion”?

You be the judge.

Actresses, Gossip, Humor

DVD shuffle: New Year Edition

January 2, 2007 / Jason Zingale

New on DVD this week:

1) Snakes on a Plane: BUY – I have no idea how this movie performed so poorly at the box office. It was by far one of the most enjoyable theatrical experiences of the year. Buy the DVD and show it to your friends. A soon-to-be cult classic.

2) The Covenant: RENT – Renny Harlin used to make some pretty entertaining movies, but this isn’t one of them. Still, it’s worth checking out for fans of “The Craft.”

3) Beer League: PASS – Go rent “Beerfest” instead.

Several new titles were also released the week of Christmas, including the claustro-horror flick “The Descent,” the Zach Braff dramedy “The Last Kiss,” “Jackass: Number Two” and “The Black Dahlia.”

External Movie DVDs, Movie DVDs, Movies