“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me for ever cutting my hair.”

The former “Felicity” star and her fiancé, contractor Shane Deary, are expecting their first child this summer, People magazine reports. No word yet on a specific due date or on the child’s gender…but rest assured that, boy or girl, the newborn will emerge from the womb with blindingly beautiful hair, instantly winning the hearts of all who survey it.

However, following its first haircut, the child will be completely ignored.